Mister fat orange.

Monday, November 30, 2009

HELLO!
Today i went to WestCoast Park along with the
other committee members to get some inspirations to plan games.
& we made it! All our games are settled.

I can assure the people attending it,
IT IS GONNA BE GREAT.
Really. Im not joking.
We've worked too hard to not see you guys enjoy it!

Well anyway. After discussion etc,
we played! We play the flying fox stuff.
& the Pyramid stuff. Took some pictures @ the Pyramid thing too!
Here are the pictures!

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(Pictures taken from http://www.shafiqah-chapeqah.blogspot.com/)

8:13 PM

Hello guys.
I just made $1.68 on my blog, woots.
Hahahah.
So, would you mind clicking on the Nuffnang Ads
at the sidebar?
Thanks :)
Tmr going to West Coast park to plan for
the year end programme.
WILL TAKE PICTURES!

2:49 AM

Friday, November 27, 2009

Hey sorry guys.

Didn't update recently, sorry!

Hahah okay.

Cause i've been busy entertaining my cousins

which stayed overnight @ my hse for fun. XD

Well, anyway.

Heard of the above band?

It's Owl City, the band.

& i must say. I love this band the mostest-test-test.

I use to be crazy of Red Hot Chilli Peppers in Primary school.

Then i moved to the Fall Out Boys.

I love the Thanks For the Memories the most.

& now, my favourite band is Owl City!

Their songs are super Kawaii.

Not to mention their titles.

"Strawberry Avalanche"

"Vanilla Twilight"

"Fireflies"

"Rainbow Veins"

"Hot Air Ballons"

etc.

Only heard Hot Air Ballons & Fireflies though,

but im sure the rest are awesome! :)

I like the fact that they dont swear & curst.

I like the fact that they dont rock hard metal.

I like the fact that their songs are not v emo!

If you like my blog song, you will like Owl City!

Even if you hate my blog song, i think 89% of you will like this band!

If you are hearing Owl City songs for the first time,

listen to Fireflies. Its my current fav song!

GO CHRISTINA & OWL CITY!

1:54 PM

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

HI I'M CHLOE LOW AND MY MIDDLE NAME IS AWESOME.
So that makes me Chloe Awesome Low. HAHA.

4:38 PM

How I pranked Chloe.

Howdy memberella.

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Okay. Rmb me telling about he prank i did on Chloe?
Well if you cant rmb, you're stupid.

Well this fine night, after killing this honeybee, (read the below post)
I decided to prank Chloe. Cause i know, one of the most major
stuff that relates to her this days in the school's band's NOTICE BOARD.
So i worked with her brother, Kyne to plan something.
Actually i planned it, & forced him to work with me.
He was so reluctant to do it lah.

So the plan it, i told Kyne to tell Chloe to be in school by 0730 the next day
for urgent Cca leaders meeting. Then immediately, Chloe called me.

"Huh? What happened?" - Chloe

"Oh, um, hello Chloe. What happened was, um, Madam Khong called me." - Dominic

"Uh huh, then?" - Chloe

"Something major happened, all out noticeboards including the NCC ones, the badminton ones
was over-turned, torn & destroyed. Even our carpark's STOP sign was stolen. Somebody broke into the school. We have to get it fixed by tmr." - Dominic (am chio-ing rly hard)

"HUH? OMG. All our work?! Shit man. Means our wordings with made with the cotton also gone?" - Chloe (shocked)

"Completely." - Dominic (Still am chio-ing)

"Haiyah, how......." - Chloe

"Eh, i sent you the picture of the notice board. Madam Khone just emailed me. Go Kyne's computer" - Dominic

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It took her about 2 hours to get it.

Cause she thought that we punk'd her about the notice board picture only.

Not the whole thing. Hahahahah :D
Oh & if you're wondering how i can be so random & think of the "Stop" sign being stolen is, b'cos i read the newspapers!

10:36 AM

HOW I KILLED THE HONEYBEE

Rmb me telling you how i killed a bee? If you cant rmb, you're even more stupid.

So on that day, i was on the net. Surfing like surfing the wave.
Was watching this Christina Aguilera video.
Was rly like, woah. Blown away, as usual.
But soon a bee flew into my room. It fly fly fly fly.
then fly to this lamp in front of me.
& you know how scared i am when it comes to creepy crawlys
& flying insects.

I ran out of my room & screamed. LOL
Then i realised it is still at the lamp's bulb area, flying.

(ugh, why must it fly.)
I asked my mom to take a plastic bag. & Call the ambulance if
there is no sound coming from the room for more that 10 minutes.

What i did was i took the plastic bag & wrap around the bulb area.
& soon there was no movement. Then i was like, "eh? qi guai."
(It means 'strange' in chinese. )

Then i realised, it is climbing its way to the hole i didn't cover,
which is below my finger!
I JUMPED & USE MY FINGER TO SQUEEEZZZEEEEE
THE STUPID FLYING HONEYBEEEEEEEEE.
& it died. Then i threw te bee & the plastic out of the window.

:D

10:24 AM

Monday, November 23, 2009

okay, i want to share some rly rly cool things with you kay.
But it is rly gross. Well, some of them.

Do you know that Oprah Winfrey & Elvis Presly are distant cousins?

Do you know that every 1 person on earth, there are 200 million insects?
Talking about insects, i killed a bee yesterday!

Do you know a kiss lasting a minute can burn 100 calories?

Do you know that the human eye blinks at a average 4, 200, 000 times?

Do you know that women blink twice as much as men?
Must be they're fake eyelashes.

Do you know that coca-cola was once green?

& Do you know that slugs have 4 noses?!

SUPER GROSS.
Extremely gross.
Hahah, i'll talk about how i killed a bee & how i pranked Chloe the next post :)

9:07 AM

Sunday, November 22, 2009

(photo taken from Aline's Fb)

Helloy guys.
If you read my previous posts, specifically my
I-thought-I-broke-my-voice post.
yah. Hahah, i've done researches, checked with specialists,
went to chinese doctor, & consulted a indian monk.
They told me that what i'm experiencing is not breaking of voice.

Btw, if you know me since young.
You will tell a difference in my voice.
It grew deeper & lower. & idk if its just me, but
everytime it grows lower, its through a SORE THROAT!
Like you have sore throat.
(& sore throat makes your voice low/hoarse if you're so dumb to know.)
After like 2 weeks, no pain, but the voice is STILL like that.

Oh gosh. SO, not to be drifted from what i want to say.
My case for the voice thang is ......
POST-CAMP-SI-LIO-SIS!
postcampsiliosis~ POSTCAMPSILIOSIS!

All the doctors, spcialists, researches & the indian monk told me that.
& they also told me the symtoms are,

Symtoms

Sore-throat / Hoarse Voice (which is what im experiencing, no pain, no voice)
Obsession of camp cheers
Procrastination of washing the clothes
Commenting on a particular picture taken in camp, upteen times.
Deteriorating in speaking softly, in fact, gets louder!
Thought that Dominic's shoes are too small. But in fact, the shoe is a size bigger than his leg

SO! Do you suffer from
postcampsiliosis?
POSTCAMPSILIOSIS IS THE REASON FOR YOUR PAIN!
SO go and get your pill to sooth the pain,
its called! .....

postcampsiliosis-theoneandonlypill-namosis PILL!

Go to your family doctor now!
(i sound so ... desperate)

6:57 PM

I attended Dare today, v good service!
It has extended P&W. Lead by the annoited singer, Sean!
Hahah, he was so cool. He can jump so high!

Gosh, talking about high. Ever stood next to someone rly tall?
Well today after Dare, we had a camp briefing.
& before the briefing, we had, post-service games.
I was selected lah, to represent level 2 pupils.
So was Nikolai & Jordan. Omgosh, JORDAN IS SO TALL!
FREAKISHLY TALL MAN.

Look at the above picture. THAT is how to he is!
Im serious! When i looked at him(not his face), I will
face his shoulders. Oh gosh. Its quite scary you know.
It rly is. i felt like a dwarf literally! & its rly scary.
He is like 2.5 heads taller than me. OH GOSSHHHH.

Tall people are creepy.
Okay, not tall people. v tall people is.
omg, im 161. He is 182. omg.
v tall people creeps me!

12:26 AM

Friday, November 20, 2009

( Hahah! My dog is cooler than your dog cause,

my dog's cousin, DJ, is carried by Rihanna! )

LOL that was super random!
Hehehehehe :)
Well today is one of those days, where you feel like blogging,
but dont know what to blog about. Get that before?
YUP! so this is it:D

Oh btw, i have a question.
For all the macho guys, which obviously broke their voices.
SO, can i ask. How do you know if you broke your voice?
Cause i think i am going through it now.
But im not sure if its, it!

Look, i've been to SL camp about two days ago. I think two days. wait should be two days.
& i've done a lot of screaming & shouting etc.
& when on the last day, i lost my voice.

I recovered when i went home.
but it was lower. BUT i cannot sing my second voice.
Lets not say sing it, i cannot say it.
(Oh btw, second voice is the voice you use to fake as a girl, get it?)

Yah, so please tag my tagboard on what you think i am suffering...
Yup, thanks :D

9:55 PM

My dearest friend,

I can't give answers to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears.
But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold mysteries.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your body from falling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces
and put them back in place.

I can't tell you who you are.
But i can help you find what you are.

Read this poem & think ahead.
I'll am your friend, & thats all it is.

Happy Birthday, Crystal.
(hope you like the poem!)

12:11 AM

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

SL CAMP IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super duper zuber ohmygoshyoumusttotallygo camp!
I know i whined & complained about going to camp.
BUT I WAS WRONG! It was very fun.
Enjoyed it so so so much.
Esp the Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner cheer.

(bang the table with both hands & then clap & then do it again.)
Tick tok tick tok time to eat.
Eat already very fit.
One day three meal cannot miss.
one (band on table) two (bang on table) three LETS IT!

Haha, i know i promised the pictures to be uploaded ETC,
well I WILL. Is just that, i cannot find the cable to upload it.
My table is such a kazaam. I totally should clear it.

But it was also very tiring lah.
When i reached home at 4, i played com for like 2 minutes.
Then i slept till like 7.49. Oh goshh.

OKAY! So yeah.
Oh btw, i got a picture of Christina Aguilera on set in her new movie!

LOOKING GOOD!
Cant wait for the movie!!!!!

*NEW*
GUYS, if you know how to play guitar,
please tell me! Cause i want to do a cover of the
song "beautiful", acoustic version. With a guitar.
If you're pro. learn this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQRVqNLBbHU
If you're ... moderate, learn this http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/c/christina_aguilera/beautiful_ver5_crd.htm

Hahah, cause i already got a very pro pianist that learn the thing liao.
Yah, so.. YAH! So tell me. I will be very glad to sing to the guitar!

8:00 PM