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the only orange with a juicy blog.


Dominic Chin
Not very cool but cooler than you.


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Friday, May 29, 2009

Look at the eye!
are you afraid! Do not cause its
the mighty Orange CONTACTS!


Since its holidays now, i can wear them
Hooray! Im uber happy.
Today's the last day of school.
Its a happy ending.
Love it.


Band was fun, cause we played marching songs.
& Mr Ong said we have lack of feel.
Sometimes must very loud!
Some soft. So yah, he demonstrated.
It was cool. He used the Traditional way.
What can i say, he's the conductor!


So, i cannot wait to go out with Clique!
Especially, my STEAD! Muahahaha.
Gabriel Chua! you promised we shop for
Skinnies! HAHA, OKAY.


Bye!


(20 mins later.)
OMG, i think me and Jocelyn are real Phychics
lah! He wants to go out with Gabriel Chua too!
Omg. See, stupid minds things the same.


9:06 PM


Wednesday, May 27, 2009


Woah, thats us before Syf.
Us as in the great, successful, talented, crazy, funny & short PERCUSSIONS!
& i didn'nt know i look so good.
Muahahaha, okay, so.
I was in band. & i love it.
Cause i was in band.
& band is love.
Love for band is Love for LoveBands.
I love, lovebands, love!


10:05 PM


Monday, May 25, 2009


I dont think anybody realises how much i put in to make their lives easier.
but who cares, its not them that affects
after their problems are solved.
However, i will not show my unhappiness.
I will not brood over it.

Stay strong Dominic, stay strong.


7:48 PM


Sunday, May 24, 2009


im so gonna blog more often.
Cause i didnt blog for so long.

I think im getting more and more haters.
But i didnt remember offending anybody
this days leh.
Why hate me? Its okay if you dislike me,
but you displayed some very horrible comments,
leaving a impression on you. A bad impression.

I was born and grew into this face.
Even if im really ugly, you do not have the right
to comment on it. Dont you remember your childhood day's saying?
"Say people, say yourself."

& on top of that. I am not acting smart or high class.
Im not acting anything out. If i do appear high class
to your eyes, it clearly means I AM high class.
Maybe you're just jealous, cause you are not high class.
Im not boasting it. Neither am i scolding you.

I dont usually entertaint people like you,
but i am bored.


9:56 PM


Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Okay, i didn't go school.
Cause i was sick.

Okay. So, I passed my Math!
But boreder line lah. 28/50 for Paper 2.
Paper one dont know yet.
But English got 41.5/50. 83%
Second highest in class.
Guess who's first. Its that show-off councillor, Jarrod.
Haiyuh, but 2nd is great okay :D

Okay, i'm gonna write a story. Chloe the Shit-tanator.

Chloe was a very ugly princess from the Never Known Land.
She was blessed with a special skill.
She can Fart & poop wherever she wants.
Anytime, anywhere and anyhow.
& the best thing is, she cant smell it.

She was the top 10 most popular student in school!
Why she killed the Principle in his office by flooding
the office with Poisionous Fart of Hell.
The Principle's skin rotted and turn orange.
He died unfortunately after suffocating on the Fart of Hell.

She then made a new facial cream
which benefitted alot of people.
its called the Laosai Paper.
It is nice smelling & good.
A client of hers used it for 2 weeks,
then stopped buying.
At least 2 weeks okay.
The Client is Gabriel How, the pimple-nator.

One day, Chloe met a competitor.
It was Jocelyn the half-Butterfly and half-hairy bear.
Every step Jocelyn make,
& earthquake, tornado, Tsunami, every natural disaster
will kena her target.

Chloe was frightened, but she remember's
Jocelyns weakness. She is scared of Fart+Poop= Foop!
Then Chloe spread her legs and turned her back on Jocelyn
then FOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH *wet*.
It splashed on Jocelyn & she passed away.
Eveybody cheered for Chloe.

Unfortunately, Chloe died shortly as she ate
her own Foop when she was sleeping.

Thank you!


11:31 AM


Sunday, May 17, 2009


Okay, its been a long time since i took a picture with Lynette.
She looks prettier here right. MUCH BETTE THAN THE TOOT.
HAHA. Okay mean.

So, i went to church yesterday.
Went to church today. Damn fun lah.
Jocelyn was studying Art & supporting subjects.
I thought it was a rubbish excuse for not attending church
but, whatever you know Jocelynnnnnnnn. Okay im dead if she reads this.

SO! Joie said Lee Jun Ki is ugly.
Lynette then said that Joie's idol, (iforgothisname) is skinny.
Haaha. I think both idols are nice. But i prefer Lee Jun Ki.
Sorry Joie! Lee Jun Ki looks more ... hunky i guess.
the (iforgothisname) guy is skinny, and girly.
BUT STILL, i more handsome (:

Okay. Quarreled with Crystal today.
Cause she is damn, dontknowhowtoexplain attitude lorh.
Okay. nvm.

I was writing to Chloe's messages in Cantonese.
ITS SO FUN XD

Okay, tomorrow going to Lynette's house.
BYE!


8:52 PM


Saturday, May 16, 2009


I want to eat Ben&Jerry.
I want to have $MONEH$ to buy what i want.
I want to improve my blogskin designing skills.
I want to sing in a big crowd with Joie and Jocelyn.
I want to get alot of Karma points.
I want to meet God in person.

I want to hangout more with Jocelyn & Clique (:
I want to go shop with Crystal cause she's fashionally inclined. Smart Kay.
I want to go swimming with Darrel.
I want to ask Jonathan, Sylvester and Aaron come my house play.
I want to meet up with my Violin mates.
I want to meet my Plurk mates.
I want to meet Christina Aguilera.
I want to marry Gabriel Chua. Muahahahah. just kidding.

I want to slim down.
I want more muscles.
I want to have long fringe.
I want to be taller than Jocelyn!

I want to sing better & higher.
I want to be smarter.
I want to pass maths. (watch out Jocelyn!)
I want to go express.
I want to be like Leon. Study wise.

Thats what i want lah.
So sian.


9:32 PM


Friday, May 15, 2009

Okay, today's exam is B.O.R.I.N.G.

So, i'm gonna focus on what happened AFTER exams.
Were told in class that maths on 8 passes,
& those who wants to stay back for consultation of Maths,
can stay. WAH. All go home like that. I was no exception.

Ohkay, so Chloe, Gabriel, Crystal, and Joie is suppose
to come my house straight, but Gabriel died, and Crystal was still sleeping.
Then Joie, me and Chloe cabbed to Vivo to shop.

Its super boring, until we came to this
National Geographical Shop. OMG,
its damn cool. Its like a exhibit, but stationary forever.

Omg. Then got a freeze room where they will put the temperature
damn low. then we wear jacket go in.
Then can take picture, but we tooooooooo early,
so we went to take pictures in th shop.

Okay. Take liao, then suddenly,
a group of teenagers came. they were from HK, Malaysia and Korea.
AHHHH. The girls damn chio lah, sorry hubby chua, but
they are! Hahah, then the guys are also handsom lah,
but i think i most handsome. HAHA.

Okay, then they wanted to take photos with us.
Then we took. Joie went to take photo with the Korea guy.
Joie is obsessed with Korean guys and Ang Moh.
Then Ang Moh one is weird. He would called a fat, old, smelling Ang Moh sexy -.-

Okay, so yah.
Then the Korean is part time model leh.
So tall & muscular. But i more handsome. HAHAH.

Okay, then went home. Met with crystal.
Then i acted pregnant.
Then i acted as a violin player, playing for a
mom who lost his son, (Joie).
Then i acted as some UK student.
HAHA. So fun.

Jocelyn wants to leave the clique.
Hais.

Pictures!

























8:59 PM


Wednesday, May 13, 2009



Edited that photo,

wanna know what you guys think!



9:54 PM



Its big.
It have a room for Karaoke.
& best, THERE'S TWO LEVELS.

Like, whose house i know have 2 levels so far?
Wait, i think Jocelyn have 2 levels.

Okay. Have not seen her for so lonq.
Had not much change actually.
Slimmer lah. Hahah.

I borught Crystal & Dily along.
Jia min and her brother, Zi Bin is scared of Dily.
So sad lah -.- She so cute.

Sang Chinese & English Kara-songs.
So fun lah -.- Dont need go K-Box liao.

Crystal fall ill here.
Okayokayokay, gtg (: Bye !


6:42 PM


Tuesday, May 12, 2009


Meet my new friend, idontknowhisname.
He is damn adorable lah.
He met me through Dily.

He was intrested in Puppies.
Then asked for Dily's name -.-
Not my name.
then week after week, he would call me
... i forgot what he calls me.

Hahah. then he would be changing Dily's name.
Dily to Deedee.
then to Deefee.
today, Dooluhl.

So funneh and adorable lah -.-
I fatches my sister after her school ends.
Then i would be sitting somewhere next to the gate.
Then he would be like,

"Eh? (smiles) youre here! With Dee...fee! Hello little puppy"

Hahah. So adorable.
Oh yah, today, i made a big mistake.
Knowing that Felicia Seow was scared
of dogs, i went to disturb her.
IN FRONT OF JONATHAN.
Wah. Now he's angry ):

I'm really sorrysorrysorry guys.
Please accept my apology (:
Cheer up!


11:02 PM




It was Twilight the the three other books
& its Silent Boy Now!

The cover looked cool.
So i assume it is cool.
It talkes about this 15 year old boy with
stuggled with many things.

Friends.
Work.
Personality.
Guts.
Courage.
Everything.

I am so gonna finish this book.
Lahahahah.


10:56 PM



I love Plurk to the core.
thats why i'm not blogging.

Add me in plurk!

www.plurk.com/BullyDominic

Go sign up too!


9:13 PM


Sunday, May 10, 2009


Dily sprained her legs while ranning.

Now she's not walking, or limping.

Poor Dily.


9:59 PM


Friday, May 8, 2009


I'm now conducting a series of
"Laws of What Dominic Think Is Right"

Cause, some people definately dont know
what right & wrong.
Okay, today's lesson is dedicated to
Crystal. DONT WORRY. I'm not scolding you kay.
This is for the stupid **************** out in the world
that keep copying people!

Okay, here goes.

Copying & Copyright issuses

If you wanna take things from the website,
Please leave the website url there by the side like

"Hello! Pink Rocks! Jocelyn rocks!"
(took from www.thyimperectionist.blogspot.com)

For instant, that. That is sweet you know.
Very very sweet. But what rubbish right.
Who would say Jocelyn rocks?

If you wanna take pictures, you can. Sure. Why not.
then please leave the name of the original place
you got it. Like.

( Some handsome photo Dominic Chin Hao Yuan)
www.mister-fatorange.bs.com, he is just too hot.>

Yah, so that is acceptable.
Cause its so true.


If you want to steal how somebody poses
in a photo, or how somebody types in his blog,
or how you're gonna rock when you copy Me,
Please leave the person's name there lah.

Like,

(some pose you took from Dominic's blog)
Hello! i took that pose like from dominic.
He is so hot oh yeah.
He is soooo handsome lah.
I'm so fallen in love with him.


Yah. That is so true too.
So. Yah.

Okay i'm done.
Next time, we'll be talking about how
lousy people dress and how well some people dress.


8:52 PM




smile for all my days, dear.


8:39 PM




I think my blog's new song
is freaking sexy lah. Hahah.
If your computer is not stupidly slow,
then you can hear the entire song.

The song is called "Nasty Nasty Boy - Christina Aguilera"
then the song thats playing after that sexy
song is "Beautiful - Christina Aguilera (Live at Grammy 2004)"
Hahah. I like both songs LOADS.

the picture at top is taken after birth leh.
Dont have edit one leh. I only added "Angel Glam" word.
Nice right.

Enjoy the sexy song!
(Oh, i decided not to MIA. Cos its so lonely.)


5:28 PM


Thursday, May 7, 2009




Hello!

Edited another picture for Christina Aguilera.

I'm not like Crystal lah. Every post also got edited

pictures of herself.


Okay. Today had History exam & English paper 1.

Horrible. Seriously horrible lah.

Haiyoh.


Okay. I really gonna go MIA.


11:40 PM


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Hello!
Im like in school? Computer lab 4.
Im so not suppse to use blogger.
Or come blogger, but whatever!

Hahah, its happy 200th Blog Post day!
Woo! Im freaking happy.
No, really. I'm happy for my blog.

Okay. Like everybody else,
Im gonna be MIA-ing till MYE is over.
So, bye!


12:25 PM


Tuesday, May 5, 2009

i'mDominic,
& ilovelovelove you.


6:26 PM




Hello Guys!
I've been very sick lately.
Like very sick. People that normally dont notice me
Noticed me! people like Mr Ho & etc.

He was like, "You sick anot? Must go home leh."
then he was like, "I think you are, cause you're like not 100%.
& you're quite. Dominic's never quite."

LOL? Dominic can be good okay.
So. Maths lesson was the worst.
I was'nt paying attention,
& my breath is fuming. & i like
was dizzy. My sitting plan was changed,
& my area is HOT!

So I slept. Woke up soon cos Mr Foo woke me
up personally. & i was perspiring. & my forhead was red.
Literally red. So, people were telling me
i look reddish. & i was dizzy & replied shuttup.
then they laughed (: See, 2a2 is a good class.

Okay. So now im gonna sleep. BYE :D

My post is so Red. Oh shuttup.


5:46 PM


Friday, May 1, 2009


Okay. Its been a day.

& i just woke up. I slept at nine pm last night,
& i woke up at one pm. Waah. Thats 16 hours of sleep.
& i look very horrible now. My eyes are swollen.
Hais. Stupid whether.

I really worry its Pig Flu.
this are the symyoms.

Swine Flu Symptoms (as advised by MOH)

* Fever (temperature registers as 38°C or above)
* Cough
* Sore throat
* Runny nose
* Breathlessness

I have fever. (now 38.4°C)
I have slight cough.

I have no sore throat. I even sang a very high song!
I dont have Running Nose.
& i am breathless.

I'll keep praying alright.
Oh yes.



1:19 PM