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Monday, August 31, 2009

Hello!
Im gonna blog about what happened, after T'chers Day.
Chloe, Gabriel & I went to LianHua Primary to see
Chloe's teachers since her primary school is just like,
next to Hillgrove.

So, we went to eat the food there. The Canteen was so tiny.
But the food is soooooo cheap.
Gabriel ate a horrible Chicken Rice.
I hate this black noodles.
Chloe ate, i forgot.

Kay so, after that we to to Dlss!
Omg, you cannot imagine how many people said i've
gone from nutritious to nutritionised.
Wa lao, sad lah :(
But, in Dlss, we saw Darrel! Then he joined in the
adventureee. Jeslyn suppose to come one, she lazy ._.

After that, the 4 of us went to
Gabriel's house's void deck. Talk crap.
Then decided to go my hse. Chloe wants to bath.
Then Gabriel go home first, & rest.
Then halfway to my house ah, Jeslyn call me.
Then ask Chloe & I to wait.
Then we sat at Subway. Eat cookies & drink drinks.

Then we went to my hse.
Then Chloe & I had a blast in the song recording session.
Darrel was watching WWE, Michal Jackson & many other stuff with my com.
I will never do that, boring the core.
Jeslyn was sleeping on the floor.
Gabriel took the whole bed.
Chloe & i were at the Study room.

Yah, then we went home & yada.

At LianHua.

At the BusStop, before taking Taxi to Dlss.

Thats it lah.

11:32 PM

Like omg.
I had my Teacher's Day performance today.
& it was, kinda humiliating.
Everything was going well, till i was forced to sing
Check Yes Juliet/Secret Valentines as the initial song, "Stand by Me",
was not challenging enough for somebody, shall not name names.

I have my reasons for performing on Feeling Good & Stand By Me.
Cause i got Asthma, difficult to grasp air.
Cause i am under heavy medication, affects my throat.
Cause i have loads LOADS of phlam. Affects my tone.
& its in the morning, difficult to belt the notes out.
& what happen was whast i predicted, a off-key.
Pretty nasty one, people laughed & joked about it.

But thanks to Rock Ave, Chloe, Joie, Umar Aziz, Teachers, Ryan, Tedmund, & a whole lot of people!
They comforted me like, a lot. Like i think they got angry that they
failed to cheer me up. Really sorry, but it was a blow.
After i did the off-key, my reaction was like, woah.
My whole body swinged y'knaw.
But it was cool :D

Lower Sec performance was MUCH better.
But i am still awesome, no matter what they sayyy!

10:00 PM

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Rock Avenue is great y'know.
I even forgot why I wanted to quit already.
Today, Rock Avenue went for practise.
& flaws i use to see in them, dissappeared.
Everybody stop trying to outshine
each other, but tried to play a tune.

Im serious.
Chloe finally gets to go louder, but not too loud.
Jocelyn got the chance to sing out loud(deR).
Syafiq & Yong Jie went balanced.
Hakim's drums were rather okay too!
But still, i got a lil' deaf after practise (:
We're awesome!

Practise makes perfect.
That sentence dont just mean anything.
I can say, we really improved a lot.
After today's practise. Dont believe?
Wait for T'chers day!

10:49 PM

Monday, August 24, 2009

Im still quite bothered by what happened
& what people said on Teacher's Day rehearsal.
But in my darkest days, i shall look to Him.
He shall be my light & brighten my days :)

Anyway, i dont want to get into that mood anymore!
Today i went to church with my parents.
They were so early today! We went to take tickets,
then went seperate ways.

When church begin, the entire auditorium cheered.
Pastor Prince got a new hairstyle!
Omg lah, wish my dad could do that :D

Sermon today was not that intresting,
but a great reminder to me.
Its not on our own doing that makes us richeous,
its just him. He died for our sins, so therefore there's
no condemnation!

After service went to eat Mushroom soup with
family. Then went home.
Pretty boring day.
Now i have to worry about my homework!

Oh btw, changing skin soon!
Gonna ask Chloe help me make.
Muahaha.

12:08 AM

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Yup, its always me.
When I am angry, and i express just a little bit
of my displeasure, its attitude to you guys.

I'm sorry, k'now. You guys blamed me for wrecking the show right?
Fine, its me. Whatever that makes you guys happy.
But let me tell you guys this, just be cause i somehow,
created a impression that i have attitude,
doesn't mean I have it.

I was so ... hurt, to hear from one of the members of the concert,
that you guys actually blamed me, for wrecking the show.
Like excuse me? Me? But whatever. God knows whats going on.

God Bless you'll.

11:20 PM

Hello (:
Jarrod Tan, i think you've got some misunderstandings.

Firstly, I have never started the quarrel or anything. In fact, its you.
You went to spam my blog. So the case becomes like this.

Secondly, Caryn is correct & Ying Suean is wrong.
If you deeply realises the situation, you'll know why everybody
is pissed with Ying Suean. If somebody told your secret to a teacher,
would you very happy? No! On top of that, Caryn made it clear to her,
to not tell that particular teacher. Hah, what can i say.

Thirdly, stop denying you dont know Ying Suean or whatever.
Cause Ying Suean have told me that she have broke up with you
three months ago. Check my tagboard. Oh btw, that doesn't mean i believe her.
Trust have to be earned, she spent it all.

Hah, whatever. God knows who's right, who's wrong now.
May he show you the way.

AHH. Jarrod is not the reason why i'm so worried.
I'm worried cause of Rock Avenue!
I called my Gege's just now right, they
dont even know how to play our 7mins performance music.
Omg, Syafiq said he knows how to play the whole thing.
Hmm, i just have some doubts in my heart.
then somemore, Chloe also dont know the bridge of
the 7mins song.

Im so scared. Chloe is learning it now.
Ah, God, Lead her!

P.s Jarrod, dont take it as if i'm scolding you. & dont scold Felicia anymore.
I just wants peace in both of us. Its a misunderstanding.

12:37 AM

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Things people should know.

I do not hate band. I love it. I spent most of my time in band.
I do not hate the express classe. I even aspire to be one of them!
I am not fat okay. Im just not slim. So dont say stuff to insult me with the word, "fat." Cause only people living in Africa or the third world countries have not fat at all.
Fat is a ugly word. I prefer Nutritions. "Hey, you full of nutrition person."
My web-cam's brand is called -Tiny Tech- The best thing is, its orange.
I am annoyed with my voice. Stop singing Dominic, you sound as great as ever. So just stop. HAHA! Omg. Im just kidding ~
I like clean toilets, with clean toilet bowls. I dont like to operate a crucial business with such a horrible surrounding. It must be dry and spacious. The toilet much be air-conditioned. With a lil music playing. Class 95 FM is encouraged.
Toilet technology is getting better and better. Today, i was operating my business in Raffles City. The flush button is a touch screen! Jocelyn can throw her phone away.
When i was on the way to Raffles today, i was sleeping in the MRT. When i woke up, i was leaning on this Indian man. I was like, "Omg, im sorry." He smiled & said, "Its okay :D". Weird...
I copied this form of posting form Chloe!
Gabriel Chua forevers. xoxo
Jeslyn is small in person, big in cyber world.
Gabriel How still cant produce good jokes or music.
Christina Aguilera forverss.
Im gonna go pack bag now.
Veng Yan is cool to help me scold the nameless person who scolded me in my TAGBOARD.
Jarrod Tan and Ying Suean are steads. Unbelieveable. But, cute couple!

Thats for now! Bye :D

10:54 PM

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Christina Aguilera vs. Taylor Swift.

Who will win?

This is what i think. & im not bias.

I will speak the truth.

Vocally : Christina Aguilera

Hotness : Christina Aguilera

Prettiness : Christina Aguilera

Style : Taylor

Popularity : Taylor

Musical Talent : Taylor - Guitar

Melodies in Songs : Taylor

Figure : Christina Aguilera - Curvier

Now i will explain my answer.

Vocally:

I think its obvious -.-

Taylor is a country singer. Christina is

almost all the Genres. & vocally, Christina can

sing softly & powerfully. I like her cuase of that!

Power baby!

Hotness :

Christina! Duh ...

Prettiness :

Christina. I know, Jocelyn & Gab always say

she's pretty. But i dont think she have a radient look lehy.

She have an ordinary face. No offence.

Style :

Christina dress horribly last time.

At least Taylor dresses appropirately :)

Popularity :

Christina Aguilera's last official record was

4 years ago. Taylor, Rihanna, Lady ~~Ugly~~ GAGA,

can rise up quickly. Wait till Mariah, Whitney & Christina

comes out. Hurh, we'll see what happens!

Musical Talent :

Actually this dont count, but Taylor wins (:

She rocks at guitar. Unlike Gabriel HOW.

He play the Love Story in a Stakato manner lah.

Notes are all short & not ringing.

Melodies :

Taylor! Woots! Her melodies are sweet & easy to remember!

Christina's are difficult to sing as her songs are

high like siao.

Figure :

Christina wins hands down. Just compare lah.

Easy to say - Christina. Taylor is slim lah, not bad.

Something like Chloe's, or Jocelyn's size.

Yah, so that is what i feel lor.

Dont come scold me ah, im stating what i think :D

10:58 PM

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Crystal look retarded.

Joel look retarded too.

I think the picture i took with Crystal is so nice lah.
Kay, bye!

11:15 PM

& so my 'Slimming Down Campaign' started.

I went to jog today! Together with Gabriel & Crystal.

They are awesome people lah.

They ran 4 laps of the track, Non-stop.

I did 1 lap. Then my leg cramp >.<

Then i sat down in the green field & stretch my calf.

Then did the second round.

Then very tired liao lehy.

Aiyoh. So sad. Oh, & i did not eat dinner!

But i ate 1 apple! Woots.

& then when i weigh myself!

I weigh 2kg down. Woots. But its still way way way overweight.

People say i dont look as fat as i weigh,

but i think they're lying to me.

To make me feel better.

Dont believe them nurh.

Yah lah.

I still have about 20 kg more to lose.

Its gonna be a long campaign ...

*cries*

10:56 PM

Monday, August 10, 2009

Hey, i just went for a jog
after a long time man. & i feel sooooo bad now.
In great pain.
Its either due to not running for too long,
or i over ran liao. My knees & backbone is hurting,
is that normal?

I want to jog everyday.
I want to jog every single day.
I feel pretty bad,

- Cause my uncle said
i look like a pig from far, & a uglier pig from near.

- My maternal side's grandfather kept telling
me i should not be too fat. Hah, hello?
He probably weighs 200 pounds! Talk to himself please.

- My parents said im too fat for the bicycle i have.
& scolded me when i said i want to cycle.

- My school teachers said I am not setting a good
example as a councillor as i am overweight. What stupid
value is that to set to the students! Are you gonna take me away
from the councillor board!

- My entire family says, "Dont eat so much lah. Seriously. You're
getting TOO fat, im serious." Im trying my very best already!
Do you see me eating in dinner?
Do you not see me getting Gastric time to time?
I think all this people wants me to be a Bulimia patient.
Dont let me do this, forbit me to eat that.

Let me tell you ALL something, I am going to jog as much as i can.
& I'll try my best to skip Lunch & dinner, maybe breakfast too.
I'll fast and fast.
I have enough of your insults.
You're not so perfect too, but i respect you.
& listen. Whatever lah.

8:16 PM

Sunday, August 9, 2009

I think i look super good here lehy.

I dont know why. Hahah!

Anyway, its national day today!

& actually, i thought the celebration & performance is gonna

be super boring. But, it proved me wrong!

It was excting, fun & scary!

If you watched, you should know.

You know the giant Sang Uta (something something)?

Its huge! Omt.

Hah, Omt is i learn from Chloe.

however, the National Day celebration in HGV

was like a flop from last years.

Boring. Not exciting. No and-too-see-ass-ti-sm.

Haiyah. Oh, i rmb Jocelyn look very very sleepy.

Hahah.

Singapore Idol was damn nice too lah.

"YOU BETA ... BETA WAR CHOW! COR I AM THE NECK AH VIRL LA VIGN."

Translated Version:

"You better .. better watch out! Cause I am the next Avirl lavigne!"

Heard Leon got in.

Idk, he can sing though. So being offered the

Golden Ticket is not a surpriseee.

I want to join too!

10:00 PM

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Okay, after last night's BLAST,
Gabriel How actually came to sleep over at my house -.-
It was quite fun.

Was being xiao in front of Gabriel's laptop's webcam.
Was caming with Weitai Daddy! Woo.
Very crazy. My & Mikelle was like, tickling each other's neck.
Hah, yah lah.

Gabriel was on MY computer to blog.
Cause his laptop's blogger website got problem.

Omg, i just smacked my hand.
Cause some small fly landed on it.
& its gross.

Now waiting for Darrel to come.
& guess what, he is sleeping over too.
YAY! Hah, tmr must get up early early to eat breakfast & stuff.

Oh ya, im going to first service tmr!
Cause National Day & only have 2 services.
Then going to celebrate Kyler(my cousin)
birthday. He is 2 (:
Super adorable lah.

Kay, bye!

8:43 PM

Friday, August 7, 2009

TODAY WAS A BLAST!

Like woah, Gabriel's birthday is very very very fun!
Wooooooo! Omg, i'm still as high!
The photos must be like, reformated actually,
but who cares!

Okay, i tell you what happen kay.
Our plan is, I will call Gabriel in the bus.
Then, he'll come down & fetch me.
Then the clique will go up. ^UP^
Oh, & the "clique" here consists of
Chloe & Gabriel Chua. How pathetic.

Okay, continue.
They went up, then Gab went down.
Then i told him i have to talk to him about
something "serious". This is what i told him.
"Gabriel. I realise Chloe changed. Cause you know why.
Recently, she stead with this guy, Archulatah. From Teck Whye
Secondary. Then he make use of her. Then just now they broke up."

Hah, then Chloe msged me.
"OMG. DOOR IS LOCKED. NOBODY IS HOME."

Omg, then the next plan was to just go up.
& surprise him there. & yada yada.

Okay, then SURPRISE! Yada yada yada.
Then what we did secondly was, we mixed
peanut butter with water, then we put it on our hand.
Then we got smack it on his face.
Then he washed his face, cause later got more pimples.

I think he thinks that way is good lah.

Cause his face looks swollen with pimples.

Then Yada yada. We ended up in Sakae Sushi!
With Jeslyn. Kay, the rest go Gab'How blog see.
You must must read everything he write.

Dominic is in love with GabrielChua&How, Jeslyn&Chloe!
Bye!

(look above the pic for caption)

Finished Eating!

"Omg, my teeth."

11:06 PM