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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Hello, the previous post was written with also NO intention of
scolding Yanni.

I was not feeling angry at all while writing the post.
I just want to set the story straight,
& getting as much people believe the right thing.
'Cos alot of people have been saying stuff
that never happened.
Like, I pointed her her, laughed out loud cause Jocelyn
accidentally dripped a few drops of water on her hand.

Ugh, read my previous post.


11:23 PM



I think there's a huge feud with Jocelyn & Yanni recently,
& so, this post is dedicated to Yanni.


Yanni, it has brought to my attention that you have been me accusing
me
for laughing AT you during the infamous fight during recess.
Well, i did. But i wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing WITH you.

Everybody was.


I was laughing cause you gave a very hilarious look, a shocked face
after the water drips dripped onto your hand. I have to other intentions to
laugh.

& btw, if you didn't twist the story, who told everybody a different
story that i've never heard of?

This was the REAL incident, if you forgot.


We were having our normal crazy recess periods.
Jocelyn & I was being as crazy as ever.
We were acting as small Primary One kids, & Joie as our mother.
Everybody with us were laughing at our actings, including you.

Soon, Jocelyn & I acted the scene where we fought verbally.
She merely placed her cup on the table harder which
were filled with ice cubes, resulting in some melted water drips
to be dripped on your hand. You screamed, then you smiled.

Your face expression changed. But not to a serious face,
your face expression was a face that i cannot comprehen with words,
but it was hundred percent, not a unpleasant look. Rather, it was a
funny look.

So after our councillor recess, we went to our duty place.
Immediately, your attitude changed.
You rolled your eyes at Jocelyn, & ignored her.
You told people we made you wet intentionally.

I apologise for spilling water at you the other time,
but it was an accident!
So is this time! Do you not know how to distinguish an accident & set
up incident?

Because of your attitude, you lost many friends.
I guess you know. It is definately not a coincident that
you pissed Dennis, Estella & Jocelyn off & lost them in friendship
wise.

Have you wondered why? You have this conception that the
world revolves around you, the whole world MUST lift up to YOUR
expectations
but no, THEY DO NOT.

If you accuse me of twisting the story,
try asking Joie, or Demi, or ANYBODY who were present where
incident took place
to check with my blog if im speaking to truth.

Jocelyn felt bad not because she lost you,
but you lost your group of friends.
Think Yanni, your friends may back you up now,
but idk about the future. Change your attitude before
you loose even more friends, Yanni.



10:46 PM


Thursday, October 29, 2009

I passed it! (:

I passed band, but TMR'S BAND AGAIN.
Ah, very very nervous.
Wait, im even more nervous to something than band.
MARKETING.

Im suppose to give like a speech to Unity Primary school
tmr. With Joie. & the pronunciation is my biggest problem.
Okay, maybe not.
I tend to speak really fast, then i'll just mumble my words.

Today's practise with Ms Magaret was horrible!
Joie had a severe headache, I cannot read at the "desired" speed etc.
As times goes by, the pressure start coming.
Ms Magaret made me repeat my sentences over, & over, & over again.
It is so tiring, & irritating!

Omg, its so horrible.
hope tmr goes well!


6:59 PM


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Today was awesome!
In the morning, all the sec 3's smartestestestest people have to go
for SPA examinations.

So Fandi was suppose to give the commands etc.
BUT, Fandi appeared like 2 mins before the school starts outside the school,
in his home clothes & say he has to visit the hospital
urgently. & guess who he chose to do the command?
ME! Omg, i was so creeped out. I pronounced "BASED ON JUSTICE"
to "BASE ON JUSTICE". It was so noticable!

Okay so fast forward to after school.
Met Ms Magaret Teo for some issues.
THEN skipped off to the gathering @ Joie's house.
He was going to meet my church's WAYNE!

LOL, then soon, Jocelyn came to my house.
& she bathed. So did i.
NOT TOGETHER THOUGH, omg.

Then we made videos, like really stupid ones, like this.


and really nice sounding ones like this.



Yup, so thats about it.
Im so not looking forward to tmr's band practise.
Haiyuh, what to do.


8:23 PM


Monday, October 26, 2009


Buy my album!
@ photofunia.com for only $9.99!

Paris commented it during one of the Red Carpet interviews with iWeekly!
Magazine.

"This mega album is a 2 disc album. A lot of different genres including my
favourite, hard metal!"

Dominic is a 5 time Grammy winning, Pop/R&B/Jazz singer,
which started in a duo group with another Superstar, Jocelyn.
Their first record was, "VoiceRequest".
Huge success, 16 nominations & 2 Winnings.

Soon, both asrtist went solo.
Dominic came out his second studio self-entitlement album.
It was another huge succes with 7 nominations, 3 winnings.

Jocelyn & Dominic has always been fierce rivals.
Jocelyn's second studion album was called, "Hot Pink, slash popularity"
It was a mixture of all types of sounds & instruments.
Coincidentally, it was also a 7 nominations, 3 winnings.

This new album of Dominic, named "Being me Being Dominic"
is a entirely Pop album, also colaborated with other artist
like the one & only Joie Tan, & Queen of pop Jocelyn Loh.

The singer - songwriter Dominic has done it again!
With grammy winning singles, "Oh no, lalala" & "Sooner or later, Dily",
& many other great hits, his album is a success.

2 songs were written by the legendary pianist, Chloe.
Chloe is a multiple award winning song writer/pianist.
She wrote, "Nasty Colourings" & "Booloo boy" for Dominic
which top the Billboards in #2, a number lower than another hit of his, "Im just fluffy".
Another production of Chloe.

"The best body works of Dominic since his last album, "VoicesRequest"!"
- Straits Times Newspaper.


"Super & big. Never expected such a great album." - iWeekly Magazine.

"Risky album, but made success. Dominic is one of the greatest artist
i've ever met, other than me!" - Joie Tan a Pop/R&b singer -
songwriter.


"Oh um, wonderful album. Oh look shoes!" -
Jocelyn Loh a grammy winning Pop singer

"Definately worth pruchasing!" - Chloe Low, Grammy Winning Pianist.

Buy it now!


6:36 PM


Friday, October 23, 2009






















HELLO.
Gabriel want me to mention that he was with me in the trip!
OKAY I WENT TO NGEE ANN WITH HIM.
This are the retarded photos.


12:01 AM


Thursday, October 22, 2009



Happy Birthday, Jeslyn :)
I'm really sorry the clique cannot meet you
& celebrate the moment with you.
I hope this video could make up for it!

Seriously, you're a great friend.
You are NOT fierce, i was joking in the video.
At least not to me :)

You know how to handle situations well,
you're a great friend. Those idiots that doesn't want
to be your friends in your school sucks :/

:) you are also a great GREAT entertainer.
Everytime, you'll be laughing at things. Then you'll just
irritate us in a super humourous way :)
Remain short & pretty, rock on Girl!

We love you, Jeslyn :)



11:43 PM



Hello :)

Today is so tiring.
Hahahah, tell you something kay.
you know Mr Foo?

he insulted me today :(

I complement him right, "Mr Foo, your leg muscle very big leh."
He reply, "I know, i jog a lot."
Then he added on, "Eh, your leg muscle very fat hor."
Ugh, next time dunwan complement him liao :(

ANYWAY, today after school,
i went to Ngee Ann Poly to meet Joyce Roxxane.
Hahah, why i meet her cause im dueting with her on her b'day party!

Oh, & i want to go to Ngee Ann poly next time.
I want i want i want. Its huge & super cool.
Chloe wants to go to JC, stupid women. HAHA.

Her party name is, "Fierce & Fabulous Birthday"
LOL. She invited Gabriel, my manager & Chloe!
Really looking forward :)

She looks different.
& she's not so hyper, like how she is on Msgs.
Hahah, and she sings!
I thought she was one of those that will say she can sing, but
actually cannot sing type. BUT NO!
She was awesome :)

Looking forward to it, realy looking forward :)


9:10 PM



I apologise of my stupid post.
& i want to thank everybody that comforted me (:

I must believe, "I can do all things, in Jesus name, amen."
& "Trust the works of the Lord, not of your own works."
Hais, but i'm satisfied with my grades.
It may not meet your expectations, but at least im happy with it.

4 As (Eng, Art, Lit, He)
2 Bs (Math & DnT)
1 C (Chinese XD)
2 Ds (humanities D:)

:)

Band wise, im fine.
He may be a lil mean, a lil rude (in my opinion).
But he is still the leader of the band.
Submit to my leaders :)


8:24 PM


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I DONT GET IT MAN.
I am so, so angry.

My parents are really angry i got a 64 for my math,
& not grateful that i did not fail!
They sent me msgs like, "Study harder & dont get into the Art Stream"
Who told them im getting into the Art stream?
& who said i will not take A Maths?

Even if i cant, then so be it!
If this means i cannot cope even in Elementary Normal Academic Math,
what for go for something more difficult!

Ugh, its so annoying!
This is my ability, this is my capability!
WHY STRESS ME LIKE THAT.

I really cannot stand how my church leaders push me,
how my parents push me,
how my teacher's push me!
I DONT WANT TO BE IN EXPRESS!
SO WHAT IF ITS 4 YEARS!
SO WHAT!

IF I CANNOT HANDLE THIS, WHY LET ME GO TO SOMETHING
THATS WORST!!!!!!!!


9:58 PM



Today's Band practise, is probably my least enjoyed practice.
Look right into my face, expect any tear to be shed?
Ah, it did :(

I was suppose to play this drumset part,
where it is so hard to coordinate. I practised, & managed to play correctly @ home.
But when it was band practise, the tempo got up, & so i messed up a lil.
Mr Ong stopped me, & asked me to play for him.
& so i did.

I failed to play what he wanted.
I was under pressure. He give the angry look, at asked me to play over & over again.
& everybody knows that I CANNOT BE UNDER PRESSURE.
Idk why, my father can work under pressure, & produce even better results.

I cannot, i just cant. I played it over & over again.
I just cannot. Then after a long while of waiting,
he told me to stop trying & asked if i've practised.
I answered firmly, "Yes, i did."

He doubted, asked many questions.
As each question goes on, i felt really lousy.
Really, really lousy.
I felt like, just screaming & ran home, which is probably more than 2.4km.

Soon, my eyes felt like i just dripped eyedrops :(
Then i bent down & wipe lor.
Thankfully, only Ying Suean & Aline saw man :(

Honestly, i thought that when ppl like Aline etc cries in band,
cause Mr Ong give them too much pressure, i thought it was rubbish.
like, CRY FOR WHAT? But its unpredictable man.

Mr Ong then told Sabreena to drill me in my counting,
commented that i cannot count.
he said I lied about practising, he give me "THE EYE" look etc.
I maybe a nobody to say this, but i think he should not be so rude,
& Descriminate ppl like that.

He doesn't know how ppl feel at all!
and at the end of the year, he apologises.
A 'sorry' is enough huh.

His comments are like :
- Stop assuming, your improvisation is lousy.
- What? You want Jocelyn to play the snare? She can do it meh?
- Hrh, you're one hell of a arrogant kid man.
- etc etc ETC!

Ugh, i really is NOT looking forward to the next practise.
Dont wanna cry :(

God, give me strength!

:'(


7:26 PM


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hey Orange lovers :D

As you know, i orangified my blog!
It is so, happy lah (:

I would much rather this than my old one.
Chloe made the side bar & the huge word up there.
I re-created the head banner! The previous one is
not retarded enough.

This is retarded right, the 4 retarded pictures.

Anyway, really stressed on band stuff.
Why isn't Syarita doing all this Admin work :(
I have to plan 2 lists of names. 1 list for bus 1. 2 for bus 2.
Zi Wei gave me the names, BUT NOT IN SECTIONAL ORDER.
Everybody is all over the place!

Im bargaining to just state the section, & not type out
all the names. You think possible?
But, shall not be lazy, who ask me be Major :(

...tag!

(:


11:27 PM


Monday, October 19, 2009

Today went out with Clique, went to Chloe's Palace.
off to do something for the charity... YOU WISH.

Haahhah, we just did something good lah ;D
We're, very charitable one, teeheehees (:
but not today, nope.
Darrel hanged out with me the entire day.
Whut a nice dude.
:)

Went to Chloe's palace today with Clique & Darrel.
Suppose to meet at 10 at her house,
but i overslept. Ugh, pulled the whole process down.
Then we did the "charitable stuff", then we went off.

Chloe went to hang out with her friends.
Jocelyn went for dance.
Gabriel went to some gay place, IM KIDDING.
My stead went to his palace.
Lol, my stead.

Sure we took pictures.
But im tooo lazy to post it, meh.
:/

@ 445, Lynette decided to come my house.
How cool is that. She brought Annete along.
We played the "Phone Challenge".
I played it @ Chloe's house too.

Both times i played was a blast!

Okay, so the game originated from Chick vs. Dick.

Played with two person.
Each of them must make 10 words,
& give to his/her friend. Form a sentence using the words sub-see-kuent-lee,
then call a random friend to tell her about the 10 words.
Who ever friends suspect anything, looses.

HAHAHAH i called Elynn both times.
She was so dumb, & believed me.
Omg, so funny. She was like, "huhhhh, really ah. omg, so sad."
Shall now elaborate on what i've said.
BUT ANYWAYS.
Go read Jocelyn's blog lah.

My stead is as hot as ever.
But i suspect he is seeing another person, JOELLE.


11:03 PM


Friday, October 16, 2009

Hell oh.

Chloe told me she accidentally boomz-ed my codes.
HOW IN THE WORLD DOES SOMEBODY DOES THAT,
accept RisLow -.-

Hah, today's Clique outing to Science Centre was awesome!
There's no other to word to describe it!
Im serious okay. Going with the school,
is different from going with the people you enjoy being with!

It was not actually a learning journey,
but a play sanctuary. The place was huge.
& full or stairs. The stuff there are cool.
MUCH better then a sanctuary!
Jeslyn even commented she'll loose weight.
Cause she ran up ran down.

Somehow, we're always running.
Jeslyn leading. Hahahah, small girl can ran!
She complain her legs are fat, i say they are strong muscles!
Idk why.

Jeslyn is always running from place to place. idk for what.

Gabriel rans cause he says there no time left. idk for what.

Jocelyn rans cause i ask her to. Cause she VERY slow.

Chloe rans because she was chasing me in the enchanted forest. HAHA.

ME! was ranning cause i was cold. but it made me even cold.

GONNA ELABORATE MORE.

Jeslyn basically was so silent the enitre trip!
She was so so so quiet.
When we were climbing up & down this 3 story high play thing,
she kept quiet. SHE WAS CREEPY.
Idk if she feels left out or not.
She was only noisy when we're eating.
She'll laugh when she sees this - DA JIE ~

Jocelyn dressed very old & mature today.
It was quite revealing lah. But the vest made it look old.
She was soooooo slow. When i shout for them to go check out somewhere else,
she & Chloe will still be living the excited moment where they were in.
UGH. Haahhaah. Other then that, she was nice today.
She didn't scold me (:
& SHE GREW SO TALL.

Chloe was retarded, as usual.
Needed further elaborations?
RETARDED. She was like, screaming at the toilet seat.
Okay, there's this toilet seat where it
can scan your .... weight, BMI, etc.
& my fat weight was 8g, so was her.
So she was screaming. RETARDED.
Then she wanted to chase me in this colourful
enchanted forest.

Gabriel was being like a clock lah.
Even though we just went in to the Science Centre,
he said, "Omg, still left 3 hours and 10mins. How ah."
Then he kept reminding us how much time we left.
We were at this exhibition, he was like,
"We have to go in ... 10 mins. & we are far from the exit. How ah."
We ignored him.
UNTILL the end of the end of the exhibition,
i realised that 10mins is really short. So we ran off.
Literaly, RAN!
His new brown hair looks hideos!
DYE IT BACK GABRIEL :D

Chua cannot come. Super sad lah.
Out next outings will be to the Escape Theme Park.
It is going to be a Halloween special.
the special is only opened from 7pm - 11pm.
Can you imagine how fun is that.
On 30th or 31th.

Then we'll be going to a Science Centre exhibition,
BODY WORKS. Haha, coolness awesome greatness fun!
See you guys soon!


12:45 AM


Thursday, October 15, 2009

HELLO. I'M THE MAIN CAUSE OF DOMINIC'S HORRIBLE BLOGSKIN. ):

So I was relinking Jocelyn, out of good intentions. And BOOMZ, all his codes turned into words. That explains the horrible blogskin now but don't worry, its temporary hahaha.

Did I mention that Dominic went mad and started screaming on msn, ops. /:
I'm Chloe, the murderer of his blog. Muahahahahahaha, k I'll fix this soon bye.


10:26 PM


Monday, October 12, 2009

Latest Addiction - Kaya!


Yup, it really is!

It is so so so tasty! I've tried it once a while with bread,
but i didn't know its Kaya, so i just say, "Ohh tasty butter."
But yesterday night, before i slept, my stomach GROWLLLL.
Oh btw, Rawrr is means "I love You." In Dino language :)
SO! i got up & went to the kitchen.
I wonder why...

Then i saw this ... jar.
Ooh, i like the word Jar.
Okay, i saw this Jar.
& it written there on the sticker "KAYA - (some cheena words in red)."
Then there's a picture of the Kaya spreader, or something.
Is it a knife? whatever.

there's this picture, it was like, spreading the Kaya on the bread.
It doesn't look like a bread to me.
But when you're hungry, you take whatever that looks edible.
Okay, i admit. Im the only one who does that.
So i ate like 2 bread.
With Kaya. & i start loving Kaya!

I ate Kaya bread to school.
I ate Kaya bread in lunch. Lots of bread.
I ate Kaya with my Cereal. I know it sounds gross but, HEY!
Hahah, you should try it.
But im not sure whats its origin.

Like, is it made from dog meat?
I dont know..
So, yah. See Ya :)

OH! SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE.

SEARCH VOICESREQUEST. IT IS JUST A WORD.


7:07 PM


Sunday, October 11, 2009






We're .. nuts :)


2:09 AM


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Watch me & my sister's cover on

"Im Yours - Jason Mraz"!

Me & my sister is retards, so yeah :D



10:09 PM


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Happy Halloweeen!
I know halloween is like so over already,
as its the 10th already.
But, i just want to present to you a picture i
edited to myself. Halloween-ed it.
I look, hideous. Horrifying.
So if you're under 5, do not see the picture.
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TADA!

Omg, i got shocked when i looked at it.


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5:27 PM



Hahah, i read my previous post & felt so stupid.
What to worry if you have Jesus around?
Trust the works of him, not our hands (:

ANYWAY, let me tell you something kay..

Today i was in a taxi with Elynn, otw home.
So Elynn sat in front, i was behind.

The taxi driver suddenly start to call me to
call her Mei Mei, or Jie Jie.

Then i was like "No?"
So he kept persuading me, till Elynn got off when
she reached her house.
So i continued the ride to my home.
Ugh, it was a terrible ride.

Otw there, he told me a few stuff.
He asked if school teachers teaches us manners.
Of course i replied, "mm."
I dont like small talks. Meh, its so irritating.
Especially with strangers.
Then he was like, "Then why you never call your
friend Jie Jie leh? Or Mei Mei leh
?"

My reply was like, very retarded.

"Eh uncle wait, i got a phone call."

But i didn't pick my phone up -.-
So he watched me stare outside the window
with his weird looking shaped mirror.
I think he knows i dont like talking to him.
Ah, i feel bad :(

Then he talked to me again. Omgoodness.

"I think everybody should treat each other like family.
In that way, you all will be closer to each other! Look at you now,
you called your friend 'oi', i dont think that should be the case.
If she's older than you, call Jie Jie. But if she is 20 years or more,
older than you, call auntie! More respect. You should call your guy seniors Kor Kor,
girl seniors Jie Jie, more respect mah. Students this days."

What stupid saying/theory is that?
What for get so close?
Generation difference. Oh btw, he look like 50 yo person.

Than i was like so, bothered.
I was totally like, being traumatized
& was accused of having a rude manners. Chehhhh.

Thats why i name that, the taxi man theory.


4:29 PM


Sunday, October 4, 2009

(It's a emo post lah, dont read also nevermind.)

I'm worried.
Everytime i think of tmr,
my thoughts of that current situation's thinking vanish,
& start to worry about tmr.
Examinations are not that scary usually.
I dont feel like this in the Mid-years, or any other Major
examininations. Including PSLE.

I'm worried.
Worried for Math, History, Geography & Science.
Practically everything. Its not that i've been dozing off in class.
Or whatever teacher taught me is Japanese,
but, im just worried.

Probably is because its my EOY. Streaming year?
It affects my future, my life.
I may end up doing things i dont want to do.

Probably its my father?
I hate to say it, but i think he is too demanding.
I know, he is very nice. & i dont seem to have any problems with him.
But he gets angry when i fail to do something,
& forgets on what i did well.

I got first in class for CA. A jump from 13th postition to 1st.
He is not satisfied. He told me he would crash my computer literally.
He told me he would pur water onto my computer.
He told me he wouldn;t care about my studies anymore,
he told me he didn;t mind me staying in Normal.

In that case, i would be much happier to stay in this stream.
What for jump over to express, when you will struggle in O Levels.

Im not shooting him or whatever.
Im not blaming anybody.

Haih, i just need somewhere to write this things down.


6:28 PM


Saturday, October 3, 2009





I dream that every morning when i wake up,
cool breeze would flow through my room from the open window.
& somehow, there will be a tree branch outside my window,
with three red colour birds, chirping sweet melodies (:
How sweet lah, like chirping "Amazing Grace".
Not Gabriel's version, Angie's version.
Then there will be a lot of small treble clefs flying around them.
What a silly dream.

I dream that cars will not be travelling with wheels
but real man power. Like Flinestone!
It will be so cool. But them have wheels, i dont want wheels.
However, i want aircon inside the car. & a CD player.
What a silly dream.

I dream that buildings will be able to rotate to different angles.
I want to face the 7th cloud in the sky,
then turn turn turn turn.
I want to face the uncle walking down the car park,
then turn turn turn turn.
Heard its already happening in China, Lol.
What a silly dream.

I dream of me jumping off a cliff that will never crash.
I dream that stars drop to the ground every 2 hours :/
I dream that my wife is going to be a supermodel! & cooks like my grandmother.
I dream that everything is made of mentos. & fried chicken wing.
Can munch anywhere you like! (:
I dream that Jelly Beans come in bigger sizes.
I dream that at every car traffic jam,
a rock star would be performing on the cars.

God gave us dreams for a reason, i believe.
It must means something...


10:32 PM


Friday, October 2, 2009




Oh gosh, recently something have been bothering me.
A LOT.
There's is China student who ties her hair high high up her head,
making it like split open at the center, ew
then somemore her hair very VERY dry. ew-er.
So some people called her Banana Tree or 香蕉树(chinese characters for Banana Tree.)

She was not aware of it, or pretended that she dont know that people called her that.
So one day I also start calling her that. Oh no, i feel so bad.
The thing is, we/I dont even know her.
Its just like, she walk pass that we call her that. Bad right.
Omg, i feel even worst now.

Then one day when i walk pass her with my other councillors friends right,
we didn't even call her ANYTHING cause we felt guilty(:
Really. We dont want trouble.
She fire us back (like omg, finally realises)
by staring & staring & STARING.
So scary leh.
& she's like, 10cm taller than me.
Maybe not that tall lah, 9.5 cm?
Im 160. Or 161. Or 162.

OKAY BACK TO STORY PLEASE, FOCUS DOMINIC.
Ugh, i cannot stand myself sometimes.

Then Jocelyn was like, "What are you staring at?"
Then replied, "不要以为我不知道你在叫我的朋友香蕉树!不要以为你Per Ree Fact我怕啊"
She then ended her long scoldings with, "Eye Teaow Misther Teo uh!"
Which means, "I tell Mr Teo uh!"
She thought we aiming her friends leh! Later call her gang how. Omg.
China is so big leh. Confirm have black society one norh.

Then i was so scared leh. Just now after school,
I never even say anything to her lah,
she keep speaking the chim chim chinese behind my back. AH.
Then she keep staring & staring & Staring. Omg.
I only like call her the name like ... twice.
AH,很抱歉!我的中国朋友!

I hope we make peace with her (:
All i really hope for is World Piss *Gives a stupid smile*
IM KIDDING, WORLD PEACE!

Singapore & Dominic loves China forever!


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