Mister fat orange.

Monday, November 30, 2009

HELLO!
Today i went to WestCoast Park along with the
other committee members to get some inspirations to plan games.
& we made it! All our games are settled.

I can assure the people attending it,
IT IS GONNA BE GREAT.
Really. Im not joking.
We've worked too hard to not see you guys enjoy it!

Well anyway. After discussion etc,
we played! We play the flying fox stuff.
& the Pyramid stuff. Took some pictures @ the Pyramid thing too!
Here are the pictures!

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(Pictures taken from http://www.shafiqah-chapeqah.blogspot.com/)

8:13 PM

Hello guys.
I just made $1.68 on my blog, woots.
Hahahah.
So, would you mind clicking on the Nuffnang Ads
at the sidebar?
Thanks :)
Tmr going to West Coast park to plan for
the year end programme.
WILL TAKE PICTURES!

2:49 AM

Friday, November 27, 2009

Hey sorry guys.

Didn't update recently, sorry!

Hahah okay.

Cause i've been busy entertaining my cousins

which stayed overnight @ my hse for fun. XD

Well, anyway.

Heard of the above band?

It's Owl City, the band.

& i must say. I love this band the mostest-test-test.

I use to be crazy of Red Hot Chilli Peppers in Primary school.

Then i moved to the Fall Out Boys.

I love the Thanks For the Memories the most.

& now, my favourite band is Owl City!

Their songs are super Kawaii.

Not to mention their titles.

"Strawberry Avalanche"

"Vanilla Twilight"

"Fireflies"

"Rainbow Veins"

"Hot Air Ballons"

etc.

Only heard Hot Air Ballons & Fireflies though,

but im sure the rest are awesome! :)

I like the fact that they dont swear & curst.

I like the fact that they dont rock hard metal.

I like the fact that their songs are not v emo!

If you like my blog song, you will like Owl City!

Even if you hate my blog song, i think 89% of you will like this band!

If you are hearing Owl City songs for the first time,

listen to Fireflies. Its my current fav song!

GO CHRISTINA & OWL CITY!

1:54 PM

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

HI I'M CHLOE LOW AND MY MIDDLE NAME IS AWESOME.
So that makes me Chloe Awesome Low. HAHA.

4:38 PM

How I pranked Chloe.

Howdy memberella.

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Okay. Rmb me telling about he prank i did on Chloe?
Well if you cant rmb, you're stupid.

Well this fine night, after killing this honeybee, (read the below post)
I decided to prank Chloe. Cause i know, one of the most major
stuff that relates to her this days in the school's band's NOTICE BOARD.
So i worked with her brother, Kyne to plan something.
Actually i planned it, & forced him to work with me.
He was so reluctant to do it lah.

So the plan it, i told Kyne to tell Chloe to be in school by 0730 the next day
for urgent Cca leaders meeting. Then immediately, Chloe called me.

"Huh? What happened?" - Chloe

"Oh, um, hello Chloe. What happened was, um, Madam Khong called me." - Dominic

"Uh huh, then?" - Chloe

"Something major happened, all out noticeboards including the NCC ones, the badminton ones
was over-turned, torn & destroyed. Even our carpark's STOP sign was stolen. Somebody broke into the school. We have to get it fixed by tmr." - Dominic (am chio-ing rly hard)

"HUH? OMG. All our work?! Shit man. Means our wordings with made with the cotton also gone?" - Chloe (shocked)

"Completely." - Dominic (Still am chio-ing)

"Haiyah, how......." - Chloe

"Eh, i sent you the picture of the notice board. Madam Khone just emailed me. Go Kyne's computer" - Dominic

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It took her about 2 hours to get it.

Cause she thought that we punk'd her about the notice board picture only.

Not the whole thing. Hahahahah :D
Oh & if you're wondering how i can be so random & think of the "Stop" sign being stolen is, b'cos i read the newspapers!

10:36 AM

HOW I KILLED THE HONEYBEE

Rmb me telling you how i killed a bee? If you cant rmb, you're even more stupid.

So on that day, i was on the net. Surfing like surfing the wave.
Was watching this Christina Aguilera video.
Was rly like, woah. Blown away, as usual.
But soon a bee flew into my room. It fly fly fly fly.
then fly to this lamp in front of me.
& you know how scared i am when it comes to creepy crawlys
& flying insects.

I ran out of my room & screamed. LOL
Then i realised it is still at the lamp's bulb area, flying.

(ugh, why must it fly.)
I asked my mom to take a plastic bag. & Call the ambulance if
there is no sound coming from the room for more that 10 minutes.

What i did was i took the plastic bag & wrap around the bulb area.
& soon there was no movement. Then i was like, "eh? qi guai."
(It means 'strange' in chinese. )

Then i realised, it is climbing its way to the hole i didn't cover,
which is below my finger!
I JUMPED & USE MY FINGER TO SQUEEEZZZEEEEE
THE STUPID FLYING HONEYBEEEEEEEEE.
& it died. Then i threw te bee & the plastic out of the window.

:D

10:24 AM

Monday, November 23, 2009

okay, i want to share some rly rly cool things with you kay.
But it is rly gross. Well, some of them.

Do you know that Oprah Winfrey & Elvis Presly are distant cousins?

Do you know that every 1 person on earth, there are 200 million insects?
Talking about insects, i killed a bee yesterday!

Do you know a kiss lasting a minute can burn 100 calories?

Do you know that the human eye blinks at a average 4, 200, 000 times?

Do you know that women blink twice as much as men?
Must be they're fake eyelashes.

Do you know that coca-cola was once green?

& Do you know that slugs have 4 noses?!

SUPER GROSS.
Extremely gross.
Hahah, i'll talk about how i killed a bee & how i pranked Chloe the next post :)

9:07 AM

Sunday, November 22, 2009

(photo taken from Aline's Fb)

Helloy guys.
If you read my previous posts, specifically my
I-thought-I-broke-my-voice post.
yah. Hahah, i've done researches, checked with specialists,
went to chinese doctor, & consulted a indian monk.
They told me that what i'm experiencing is not breaking of voice.

Btw, if you know me since young.
You will tell a difference in my voice.
It grew deeper & lower. & idk if its just me, but
everytime it grows lower, its through a SORE THROAT!
Like you have sore throat.
(& sore throat makes your voice low/hoarse if you're so dumb to know.)
After like 2 weeks, no pain, but the voice is STILL like that.

Oh gosh. SO, not to be drifted from what i want to say.
My case for the voice thang is ......
POST-CAMP-SI-LIO-SIS!
postcampsiliosis~ POSTCAMPSILIOSIS!

All the doctors, spcialists, researches & the indian monk told me that.
& they also told me the symtoms are,

Symtoms

Sore-throat / Hoarse Voice (which is what im experiencing, no pain, no voice)
Obsession of camp cheers
Procrastination of washing the clothes
Commenting on a particular picture taken in camp, upteen times.
Deteriorating in speaking softly, in fact, gets louder!
Thought that Dominic's shoes are too small. But in fact, the shoe is a size bigger than his leg

SO! Do you suffer from
postcampsiliosis?
POSTCAMPSILIOSIS IS THE REASON FOR YOUR PAIN!
SO go and get your pill to sooth the pain,
its called! .....

postcampsiliosis-theoneandonlypill-namosis PILL!

Go to your family doctor now!
(i sound so ... desperate)

6:57 PM

I attended Dare today, v good service!
It has extended P&W. Lead by the annoited singer, Sean!
Hahah, he was so cool. He can jump so high!

Gosh, talking about high. Ever stood next to someone rly tall?
Well today after Dare, we had a camp briefing.
& before the briefing, we had, post-service games.
I was selected lah, to represent level 2 pupils.
So was Nikolai & Jordan. Omgosh, JORDAN IS SO TALL!
FREAKISHLY TALL MAN.

Look at the above picture. THAT is how to he is!
Im serious! When i looked at him(not his face), I will
face his shoulders. Oh gosh. Its quite scary you know.
It rly is. i felt like a dwarf literally! & its rly scary.
He is like 2.5 heads taller than me. OH GOSSHHHH.

Tall people are creepy.
Okay, not tall people. v tall people is.
omg, im 161. He is 182. omg.
v tall people creeps me!

12:26 AM

Friday, November 20, 2009

( Hahah! My dog is cooler than your dog cause,

my dog's cousin, DJ, is carried by Rihanna! )

LOL that was super random!
Hehehehehe :)
Well today is one of those days, where you feel like blogging,
but dont know what to blog about. Get that before?
YUP! so this is it:D

Oh btw, i have a question.
For all the macho guys, which obviously broke their voices.
SO, can i ask. How do you know if you broke your voice?
Cause i think i am going through it now.
But im not sure if its, it!

Look, i've been to SL camp about two days ago. I think two days. wait should be two days.
& i've done a lot of screaming & shouting etc.
& when on the last day, i lost my voice.

I recovered when i went home.
but it was lower. BUT i cannot sing my second voice.
Lets not say sing it, i cannot say it.
(Oh btw, second voice is the voice you use to fake as a girl, get it?)

Yah, so please tag my tagboard on what you think i am suffering...
Yup, thanks :D

9:55 PM

My dearest friend,

I can't give answers to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears.
But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold mysteries.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your body from falling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces
and put them back in place.

I can't tell you who you are.
But i can help you find what you are.

Read this poem & think ahead.
I'll am your friend, & thats all it is.

Happy Birthday, Crystal.
(hope you like the poem!)

12:11 AM

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

SL CAMP IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super duper zuber ohmygoshyoumusttotallygo camp!
I know i whined & complained about going to camp.
BUT I WAS WRONG! It was very fun.
Enjoyed it so so so much.
Esp the Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner cheer.

(bang the table with both hands & then clap & then do it again.)
Tick tok tick tok time to eat.
Eat already very fit.
One day three meal cannot miss.
one (band on table) two (bang on table) three LETS IT!

Haha, i know i promised the pictures to be uploaded ETC,
well I WILL. Is just that, i cannot find the cable to upload it.
My table is such a kazaam. I totally should clear it.

But it was also very tiring lah.
When i reached home at 4, i played com for like 2 minutes.
Then i slept till like 7.49. Oh goshh.

OKAY! So yeah.
Oh btw, i got a picture of Christina Aguilera on set in her new movie!

LOOKING GOOD!
Cant wait for the movie!!!!!

*NEW*
GUYS, if you know how to play guitar,
please tell me! Cause i want to do a cover of the
song "beautiful", acoustic version. With a guitar.
If you're pro. learn this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQRVqNLBbHU
If you're ... moderate, learn this http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/c/christina_aguilera/beautiful_ver5_crd.htm

Hahah, cause i already got a very pro pianist that learn the thing liao.
Yah, so.. YAH! So tell me. I will be very glad to sing to the guitar!

8:00 PM

Sunday, November 15, 2009

(my poker face)

Ughhhhh, im becoming a poker face man.
Many things i didn't like, many things i didn't prefer,
i chose to hide it, so that i will not face rejection from family or friends.

Today, was really angry with my dad.
I guess i have to secretly blog it out & vent all my anger here
then to argue with him.

I told him already that i didn't take A Math upteen times.
but he some sort pretend not to hear.
Today when he was driving to Lot 1,
he asked if i wanted to continue my Math tuition.
"Do you want to continue your Math tuition with Alfred?
but first, i need to know if you're taking A Math."

I was like, "Im not, im taking POA."
He then got upset & said things like "you didn't try at all!"
Then he say stuff like,
"Hrh, continue your stupid 3 more years doing nothing lah.
Also suit your lifestyle, play more of your ... whats that, MSN lah."

I choose not to argue with him. Although v tempted to.

Like Pastor Prince always say,
"Honour your parents & you will lead a long & blessed life."

I belief in that. It is taken from the bible anyway..
Its just that, why isn't my dad not appreciative?
He told my sister when we're at Watson.
"I just dont get it. *close eyes* why cant you & your brother just *eyes open* CANNOT STUDY.
*roll eyes*."

Like, huh? We tried our best.
Why dont he just be appreciative & thank God that his son managed
to achieve a first in class, eleventh in level!
Why not be happy of what God gave us, then
to brood over what we dont!

._.
He is not living in the generations im living in.
Or the generations we're living in, for most of you.

But i understand its for our own good.
Every parent wants its best for their children.
Every parent loves their children.
Its just they dont know how to demostrate it.

Hrh, there he comes from the living room. Can hear him walk. Bye internet.

8:32 PM

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Heyyyyy.
Guess the temperature now, at Yew Tee 12 O'clock.
ITS 23.5 DEGREES.
Gosh, its superbly cold!

I'm freezing already, its only a degree warmer than the AVA
room in Hillgrove!
Oh gosh. But i would rather be cold than to be warm.
Cause when i'm too warm right, i will get fever.
idk why, i'll just get it.
Thats why i dont stay in Saunas' for too long.

HOWEVER, when its too cold, i'll get a Asthma Attack.
But only 1 attack. Hahahah.

So yah.
It has been raining since 8 in the morning.
Expected this maraculous temperature!
I'm so happy. Dont need aircon.

Today had band. Supposingly after band,
suppose to head to Jurong Point to
see Gab graduate from the School of Female Cosmetics.
But was too tired.
Had lunch at KFC with Vinia & Hassan.
They owe me a super-hot-blonde-wig.

idk why.

Oh & did i mention, im quite scared of
creepy crawlys? Some bettle fly into my mouth.
& then i got so scared i ran out of my room.
Thn whatever lil things that touched me, i jumped.
literally.

LOL, long post. Please Tag :D

Anson came my house in the end.
& got a ride home. Hmm.

12:12 AM

That is Gabriel.
Forever short, forever jumpy.
That is Gabriel.
Forever having spring-pimples, forever having cold jokes.
That is Gabriel.
Forever laughing like a cat, but scolding like a wolf.

That is Gabriel.
Forever lovable, forever likeable.
Go pimples!

12:07 AM

Thursday, November 12, 2009

today went to school in the morning
to decorate the noticeboard for the band, used in open house.

quite okay lah.
Then after the thing, i went to Chloe's.
& before i go home ah,
HER GRANNY SAY I SLIMMED DOWN!
woots! So im not halucinating lah!

Nowonder the guy in the mirror gets so handsome recently.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :/ gosh.

Gosh.

BUT when i reach the MRT station ah,
my EzLink card no moneh :(
Then i wanted to borrow moneh right, then
nobody i knew was around. Usually Bukit Batok
everywhere also got ppl i know, or from Hillgrove.

Omg, then i called
Jeslyn - she's at Yew Tee.
Jocelyn - she's at IMM, with tommy i guess.
Zong Yuan - he dont want lend me moneh :(
Ubin (nco friend) - he never pick up :(
for help. But cannot.

then Faizal came walking by.
Then he was like, "Hey! You went to (school ah?)"
Before he finished his sentence, i cut in and said,
"HEY! Can lend me 40 cents?"

Oh gosh, i am so sorry Faizal!
I didn't mean to be so rude.
Hahah, sorry & thank you!

Kay kay.
tmr plan to go to Jurong Point to see Gab How
do his thaannngggg at Sasa, a FEMALE cosmetic shop!

9:09 PM

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hello (:

Today im going to talk about a very popular drink.
It is believed to give you stamina & energy.
But its description is so, not about energy giving etc.

Here are the words used to describe the drink.
I saw it on the bus, so i jot it down. teeheehees ._.

"Korean Ginseng" Okay, so the Koreans drink Ginseng.
"Kingko Biloba" huh? Whats Biloba?
"Miracle Molecule" gosh, whats so amazing.
"Tribulus Terrestris" Hmm, sometime we dont go for smartness todescribe things...
& the last one, the most amusing one.
"HORNY GOAT WEED".
LOL! Horny horny.

When i saw this Ad on the bus stop.
& i thought it was or promoting condom something.
Then i relised their promoting a Engery & Stamina drink.

Yah, OF COURSE i can tell it was a energy drink.
A half naked man standing there, with a flirty smile.
Then got the word HORNY out of no where.
Then somemore the drink got NAUGHTY G, then two shadows of
a man & women on it.
Duh, i can tell lah.

Hahah, plus. What in the world does 'G' stands for.
Naughty God?
Naughty Ginseng? sounds great.
Naughty Girl? Sounds, not very nice.
Naughty Gun?
Naughty Gum?
Naughty Gas?
Oh i know.
Naughty GABRIEL!

HAHAHAHAHAH.
I tmr very bored leh, go all the way to Suntec
for something. Hmm :(
Anybody want to follow me.

11:01 PM

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Nco is fun fun fun!
Im serious, its really fun.

I rmb whining on the first day of NCO,
cause no friends, then like, i dont feel like talking about it anymore.
LOL

TODAY i woke up, then i realised i missed Chiropatic.
then i wanted to go botanical garden for a Dare Level Session,
but
my mom told me i should rest.
then okay lo.

then, i wanted to prepare for tmr, cause church is at Expo tmr,
then i opened my drawer, then i realised I HAVE SUPER LIMITED THINGS TO WEAR.

So limited that, every week, Lynette or Crystal will actually
predict what i wear, & they're pretty correct!

Oh gosh, feel like going Bugis, maybe next week?
anybody wants to go with me?

Okay omg, my sister just told me that the tree
next to my window have a lot of red-eye, black birds.
EW.

3:32 PM

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Hello Peeps.

Recently, more & more of my friends have dyed their hair,
or have thoughts of dyeing their hair.
My question is, WHAT FOR?

Dont you know that colouring your hair
& then colouring it back to the normal colour
will spoil, & de-colour you hair?
Plus, you only dye for 2 months, then you dye back again.
Its a little too soon to dye!

Eg Crystal. I know you are vain,
but you go to this extend?
You will destroy your hair you know.
& seriously, i dont think brown look nice on you :/
I would rather you dye your hair like after your O's.
Honestly, you look like a chao ah lian. LOL.

However, people like Chloe right,
the colour she chose was like very nice.
Actually it cannot be seen at all.
But she looks pretty in it.

Hmm, Gabriel How...
At first when he dyed his hair like
light brown, he look hideos. Im sorry Gab.
But i can proudly say he looks so yandao now.
He no pimples, plus his hair colours faded etc.
He look YANDAO!

I just want to post this cause,
i find it really irritating that people are dyeing their hair for
no big reasons, its a 2 month holiday, dye for whutz?

._.

9:13 PM