Mr Seng went to the doctors . Outside the Clinic , there sat Ah Kow crying . Mr Seng : Why are you crying, Kow. Ah Kow : I came here ..*sniff*.. for a blood ..test. Mr Seng : Are you afraid? Relax, Kow. Ah Kow : No. They poke my finger with a needle, and my finger bleed!
Upon hearing that, Mr Seng sat next to him and started to cry. Ah Kow was shocked. He stopped crying immediately and ask, Ah Kow : Why are you crying now? Mr Seng : I .. came here for ... A URINE TEST !!!!!!!
Then , Mr Seng went to the beach to detress and relax. He pulled his beach chair to the sand, undress himself and sat there. He was wearing a doraemon underwear. He looks very comfortable. One old lady walked past, upon seeing Mr Seng relaxing , she asked,
Old Lady : Are you relaxing ? Mr Seng : No. I'm Seng Kun Tong. Nice to meet you, now bye.
The old lady felt very angry and stomped off. Another man came by, and asked,
Man : Hi ! You are relaxing, are'nt you ! Mr Seng : NooooOOOO ! I AM NOT ! I AM SENG KUN TONG !
Mr seng felt irritated, and moved to another place. He saw another man there, lying on the beach chair.
He stomped forward and asked, Mr Seng : Are you relaxing ? The man is more educated, and said "Yes."
Mr Seng slapped the man and said , "EVERBODY IS LOOKING FOR YOU , YOU ARE SITTING HERE COMFORTABLY ?!"
He was mad. Fuming. Till he died. He went to heaven and there floated Saint Dominic. The Saint said that he must answer at least 1 out of 2 earth questions correctly so he get qualified to enter heaven. He asked, St : What are the two days that starts with the letter "t". Mr Seng : Thats easy, its Today and Tomorrow ! What a question !
The Saint got angry and said St : NO !!! nvm . last chance . How many seconds are there in a year ? Mr Seng scracted his head, closed his eyes and think. He suddenly opened his eyes and smiled .
Mr Seng : The answer is very simple . A little basic is needed for this .
Saint Dominic was confident that he'll get it correct when ... St : Whats the answer ? Mr Seng : 12 !!! St : 12 ? why ? Mr Seng : you are sir-tu-pid ! There are second january ... secondary february ... The Saint fainted and dropped to earth as a student in Hillgrove Secondary School Student .
