Mister fat orange.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Hello! The voice of the Generation is Back!

She performed Lady Marmalade & Happy Birthday to

Perez Hilton. Jocelyn told me that her mom told her

that when a women gives birth, some voices may be damaged.

I was very dissapointed, when Christina Aguilera performed

after her birth. She lip-synched Keeps Gettin' Better in VMAs.

Click here to watch.

At least she dont wear lingerie things are walk around the stage looking fat.

I think you know i'm referring too.

Click here to watch.

Then, she performed 7 hits of hers & performed it in 6 mins.

It was horrible. Okay, power, tone. She dare not belt out her notes!

Omg. I almost want to faint.

Click here to watch.

But then, recently, she performed again.

Now, she's in shape, & she belted out the entire song!

Power, tone, body, notes, & everything she used to be!

Now she's hot again.

click here for the b'day song.

click here for the lady maramlade song.

10:30 PM

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Farting leads to pooping!
WOO!

Hahah, today when church.
Sean, Yong Jie and Jocelyn tagged along.

Gabriel joined us a while,
then went for his church.
Hahah, Sean made me very scared today.
like very very scared.
On the verge of offically TEARING.
Hahah, he let me listen to a ghost thing.

Oh yah, Sean wants me to be more
family orientated with him and Rock Avenue.
So i was like calling them Kor! the whole time.
The "them" refers to Sean & Yong Jie.

Jocelyn calls them Da Ge and Er Ge.
Hahah.

Crystal totally like edited so many photos.
In her blog. Hais. She did improve.
Hahah.

11:08 PM

EmoXiaoCryCry: this is the season i have been waiting for...our mating season

Mr Hairy: wake up call, you're fashionably dumb, please wear some hot pants, red skinnies and please put on a bra for your man boobs !

Pudge: wo..i think my dick in love with ur face>>>>

MuscularGuy: you look so man... may i give you a blowjob? or just let me lick ur balls.

Mr Hairy: u like jelly beans? let me lick ur nipply pink beans (:

Mr Hairy: YOU ****ING DISGRACE TO US GAYS , IF U WANNA BE MORE LIKE US, GO TO www.HAIRYBEARS.COM

MuscularGuy: damn, tt moustache makes me damn horny...

this guys are crazy. & gay.
Can you please shoo?
I feel so sorry for you man. You
addicted to all sexual orientated stuff.
Shame on you to even speak of it.

9:03 PM

This guys are desperate to have sex.

MuscularGuy

MrHairy

Pudge

EmoXiaoCryCry

This guys are damn pervert.
If i knew my Tasgboard pw,
i would delete it lah.

They go spam Jamie & My blog with
all this pervetic comments lah.

Omg.
Stupid Faggots.

8:37 PM

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Hello!
In 10 minutes time, the whole world is taking part in a
Global Activity - Earth Hour.

the Earth hour simple means
that the whole world off their electricity for 1 hour.
This is so exciting!

It started in Sydney, 2.2 million ppl participated.
Then 2008, the whole world participated.
50 million ppl participated.
This year, i think i will be bigger!

I'm offing everything.
WHOO!
See Ya!

8:20 PM

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hello!
Today after school went to City Hall
for my Doctor Appointment with the Spine Specialist.
Talking about that, my Shoulder and Hip is slanted to the
right. My muslces are more tensed in the Left than right.
Hais.

After all this check up and stuff,
i went to Paragon Medical for my X-tray.
I have to freaking change into a blue dress.
Which is called a gown.
I took 3 pictures in the room.

After the stupid X-tray,
i changed and we went to meet my father.
We bought Cup Cakes. Lots of it.
To satisfy my hunger.
Then we went to pick Mikelle from school.
Across the School,
There's a stall.
I BOUGHT A FAKE MOUSTACH
HAHA.

After that, we went to Lot one to cut Mikelle's hair.
She went to Jean Yip leh! Ridiculous.
I go to a Indian Barber and cut for 5 dollars.
hais.

I noticed smth.
i think i'm less retarded liao leh.
Good News leh!
Wooh! I am so Matured.
HAHA. Bye !

9:29 PM

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

LOOK AT THE APPETIZING(sp?) JELLY BEANS!

Omgoodness.

Now i know why Jelly Beans are so attracted to Jocelyn.

Its freaking good okay!

I only ate coconut Cream last time. Cause

thats what my friend gave me.

But i here,

I tasted, Blueberry, GRAPE, ORANGE AND ALOT OF COOOL STUF.

I just finished it.

Hahaha! Gonna buy another one tmr!

9:07 PM

It was wonderful.
I got 7th in class for English.
Jocelyn got 10th. HAHAH!

then my Math got 77.
Science 70.
Art 85.
English forgot. But 7th in Class.
MT fail lah. Hais.

Hahah, it was okay.

Today was so boring.
Like very.
Maths was a meaningless as ever.
Science was as difficult as ever.
Mother Tounge was only understood by Racheal.
IPW taught me stuff i already know.
And ME period was spent, writing th script for
CME skit.

Okay!
Gonna post later.

8:52 PM

Monday, March 23, 2009

That picture was taken by Aline.
It was in Band Camp. Obviously, none of those
dumb dumbs were sleeping well.
So we slept in band.

Mr Ong said we could rest.
We as in Percussions. Cause he wants to hear the band's intonation.
Then he did'nt want to percs to play for 3 hours.
And our duration for band practise is 3 hours.
COOL!

For the first 30 mins, me and Jocelyn took pics.
go her blog for more info.
Then we slept all the way.
Sabreena is the one nearest.
I was the short hair one,
Jocelyn was furthest.
Behind the camera is Sha ... Sha ... I dk how to spell.
He is not in the pic.
HAHA.

BYE!

9:32 PM

Today took class photo & band photo.

It was fun. AND SCARY.
I cant believe i'm so short lah.
In class photo ah, i was 5th Shortest among guys.
WTH.

In Band photo ah, i was standing on a Table.
At the very endddddddd.
And Kenneth was in front of me.
HE PUSH I BOM!
Then he kept molesting my private.
Stupid gayyyyy.

Then after photo taking,
we went to have Band practise.
waah, play till we shiock man.
Hahah, to see what happened in Band Camp,
go to here or here.

7:08 PM

Sunday, March 22, 2009

I now officially announce that i'm Psychic.

there are some incidents that happened.
I wanted to MSN Jocelyn & Gabriel once.
But before clicking they're names,
i felt a strong wind! And when i almost clicked they're name,
they automacically started talking to me.

Just now, i wanted to call Jocelyn.
But then, a strong wind blew!
It was my strong & loud Fart!
Then suddenly, Jocelyn MSN-ed me.

Coinsidence?! I DONT THINK SO!

So concult me if any problems alright?

10:48 PM

How Asian are you?

[o] Both of your parents are from Asia
[o] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[o] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[o] You eat rice almost everyday
[o] You drink lemon tea

[ ] You style your hair
[o] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[o] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[ ] Your parents have high expectations of you
[o] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Physics/Accounting (no Bio)
[ ] You know your multiplication table
[o] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[ ] You've seen the original Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship.
[ ] You own an Asian car
[o] You're not the only child
[o] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and taekwondo
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[ ] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You have play video games

[o] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[o] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[o] You own a gaming console
[o] You don't wear shoes in yor house
[ ] You can use chopsticks
[o] You get nothing if you do well in school, but nagged if you don't

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[ ] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer.

[o] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[o] You like bubble tea
[] Your parents bought you shoes with big sizes so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

[ ] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[ ] You've had pockeys/yan yan before
[ ] When you ask for your mum's permission she goes "ask your dad"

No. of 'o's : 18

*Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am (_)% Asian! *

Okay, whats 18 x 2?
AH! I go ask Calculator.
18 x 2 = 36 %

Woah, and i'm a Chinese.

10:00 PM

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Omg, see the similarities?
I cant believe i'm so round.
AH.

10:29 PM

I think Crystal is like mentally insane.

& i miss church. Loads. I miss going to Dare.

Hais. I'm freaking busy.

Today i have band camp. AH.

Crystal was so crazy when she saw the picture above.

I think she thinks i dont like to dress up nicely,

or i'm fashionably dumb.

I'M NOT. Hahah, i have limited moneh.

So i cant buy clothes. So i tend to where what i always wear.

I'm gonna wear like blue shirt and black vest + Jeans.

What i wore on the first day on Malacca lah.

Oh and a hat. Its cool okay.

And my brown contacts. Hahah.

Ah!

Please buy me clothes like, Vest or Shirts.

Please buy me hats. Like the picture above.

Please buy me a Zinc Bag.

Go to Jocelyn's blog for the things that happened today.

3:28 PM

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Hello!
I edited this photos when i am bored.
ENJOY!

10:27 PM

Hello Washing Machine users!

Today was the 9 hour band training day.

Its not tiring. NOT!

Its freaking boring, not neccessary and boring!

Can I just say? And i'm just being honest.

But i think 9 hours of band practise is a bit TOO MUCH.

As in, the percussion's will be sleeping,

or playing the same things over and over again.

The photo above was fixed.

I blemish Gabriel's face like for SOOO LONG!

Then i decided to give up. Hahah. He's face

not so clean one okay! HAHAH.

I want comments for my blog.

Comment on my skin i made,

Comment on the blog posts,

Comment about anything related to my blog.

Tag it in the Tagboard!

7:28 PM

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Omg, I just figured out that the washing machine is so fun.

There's buttons. Like, many many many buttons.
There's even a button to dry the clothes -.-

I was playing with the machine just now.
It almost spolied. HHAHA.
I go open the case even though its still washing things.
Then the whole machine went from "CUR JEEJJJJJJEJEJEJJ CUR JEEEEJ"
then "PIUUUUUUuuuuooooooooo....." Then no sound..

Then i press press. "ZEE ZEEE . TEE TEE"
Waaah.

I love Washing Machines.

11:47 PM

HELLO!
Today i was rotting at home.
Seriously, really.

I was playing with Dily's ears the whole afternoon.
It is so flabby. and brown. and flabby.
Not to mention, flabby. Very, very flabby.
On top of that, its brown! Oh gosh!

I then brought it for a walk.
I brought it to Yew Tee, and to fetch my friend, Liang Kiat
to come my house. He is the uglier one on the picture.
The one that look drunk, that looks like its starving,
looks like its dying, the
one that looks was not so nutritious like the more nutrioned one.

Tmr have band. FROM 9 - 5.
Its intensive training.
On Friday to Saturday, BAND CAMP. And below that, it wrote,
"(INTENSIVE TRAINING FOR SYF)" By Ms Kwek.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
This holiday is a
Project/Training/Never slack/boring/hate-it/not fun/tiring/lousy/
busy/disgusting/gross/ugly/very ugly/horrible/hungry/this/is/weird/
omg/wtf/ftw/btw/gtg/bb/hello/okay-okay/a bit good/quite good/good/fair lah/
very good/super good/very well/exciting/marvelous/fun/intresting/enegetic/fantastic
HOLIDAY!

Okay. Out of point.
BYE:D

10:22 PM

I think this guy is very cool.

He poses himself in the best manner - forward.

For such a handsome face like his,

he will look great in every position.

His hat fits perfectly with the black suit.

Even the Feng Shui book said that this guy must

be very smart, good looking, humorous and all

the good words in the dictionary.

The bad thing about the picture is that it attracted too much

attention. People will fall in love with him the first look.

He is too charming to damdage to picture.

Thanks.

12:02 AM

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Hello! The picture above is damn cool.

Okay! Today right, have band in the morning.
Played a singing song, Where's the Peanut.
LAME LAH. my vocal chords not warmed up yet.

Then we go play in the band room.
The percussion bassically, um, honestly,
dont need much practise lah. But we still have rooms for imprvments.

We practised at the store room. Practised Overture and Tribal Quest.
Both song wonderfully managed. Kai Xun needs to practise more lah.
I randomly started changing guys name to girls.

Kai Xun is Kelly.
Sabreena is Simon.
Hakim is Hailey.
Jia Yu is Jaccob.
Ying Seaun is Yamaha.
Jocelyn is Jeremy.
Sharizan is Shahirah.
Aline is Allan.
Dominic is Dorren.

Those are the existing memebers in Percussion.
We're all pros okay (:

Oh yah, i dropped drumsticks into the
hole of the spoiled drumset's basedrum.
WAAH.
then we unscrew everything, then take out the skin,
everythign take out, then rescue my poor stick.

i think Kai Xun blog should have the picture bah.
Go See! Jocelyn and Gabriel is coming my church tomorrow.
So happy (:
I think thats all!
Bye :D

11:36 PM

Friday, March 13, 2009

I dislike today.

Chloe did not entertaint me.
Jocelyn did not serve me.

So sad. But during band so fun.
Hahah, but its suppper cold.
Like very very cold. I was like sleeping.
When i wake up, its ultra cold. idk why.
then i recieved a SMS from Richard, our Percs Tutor.
"I'm coming over" WAAH. Saint message.

We need help. Kai Xun like went to one corner and slept.
Where is that corner? Where i put my basedrum stick's stand. HAHA.
He moved it, and placed it somewhere, so he went to sleep there.
HAHA. Clever lah can.

Soon, Richard came. I was waken up cause Saliyanti woke me.
Why i can sleep so much ah, is cause, MR ONG DID NOT DO ANYTHING WITH PERCS.
Hahah, so sian.

then have sectionals. Mdm Khong did'nt know he was the tutor.
Then stomped into the room we practised.
Declare then clarified.
hahah.

AFTER BAND.
Waah. wanna die man.
Gabriel normally wait for Chloe, Jocelyn and me after
band hen go home. But today Chloe and Jocelyn not there mah.
And I think Gabriel forgotten sooo he did'nt wait for me lah.

so sad.

10:54 PM

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hello! Welcome to the Professional Photo Critic session.
With the professional, Dominic.

Please sit back and enjoy all the critisism.
I'll try not to be like Simon cowell.

Lets look at todays photo.
It was requested by ... Gabriel How.
Okay lets take a look .
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OMTG!

Nice abstract art!
OKAY. Lets begin.

Looking at the picture,
i can infer that they are using a good camera.
Cause there are colours.
I also can infer that they are smart people.
they placed diapers on their head,
to suck all the sweat. Really smart.

The girl that is sticking out his tounge is not wearing diapers
on the head. She is even smarter. se wore a sock.
Not allowing the hair to stink. It must really stink.

The boy looked away the girls armpit stinks.
The girl noticed it then quickly closed her armpit.
Thats why her sitting position is weird.

This picture is an art.
i love it. The boy was okay. The girl ...
seems familiar. See my previous post.
Thanks :D

10:42 PM

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Hello!
My new job is Photo Critic!
So, i'm gonna comment on this picture.

This picture is displaying a picture of a happiness.
If you can see the man's mouth, he is greaning.
And obviously, he is wearing a horrible wig.
The wig looks spoiled. Looked liked its been rebonded alot of times.

The angle of the picture is wrong.
According to the Feng Shui uh, its not lucky.
He might turn into a girl one day.

Looking at her fingers, i can tell she is a lousy Pianist.
Terrible.
Never look for her if you want to learn piano.
However, the thickness of her lips tells me that her tuba skills
are wonderful. Those tiny lips can squeeze through the mouth pieace easily.

And from here, i can tell thast she is trying to say,
"Sunshine is all i need for my lifetime."

Hahah, i know, i know, my Photo Critic skills are great.
I'm professional after all.

9:45 PM

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Jocelyn brother talked to me.
It was a good experience, talking to stranger's sister brother.
This is the cover.

Jocelyn(: says (9:10 PM):
hi
♥ M r. Fat Orange . Colour my mind with orange , Jesus says (9:10 PM):
Oh hi
Jocelyn(: says (9:10 PM):
r u dominic?
♥ M r. Fat Orange . Colour my mind with orange , Jesus says (9:10 PM):
You're not jocelyn right.
♥ M r. Fat Orange . Colour my mind with orange , Jesus says (9:11 PM):
CONFESS. who are you.
Lawls.
Jocelyn(: says (9:11 PM):
i'm the brother haha
she's eating so i'm gonna log off her msn ok
♥ M r. Fat Orange . Colour my mind with orange , Jesus says (9:11 PM):
OOH
okay.
Jocelyn(: says (9:11 PM):
she will come online later if she survive her meal
byee
♥ M r. Fat Orange . Colour my mind with orange , Jesus says (9:12 PM):
Okay. I'll pray for her.

I know. very lame.

9:35 PM

Hello!
Tomorrow meeting those dudes!
Along with 3 other mentally insane ppl.
Hakim and Yongjie. The third one died.
Jocelyn. HAHA. Just kidding.

Chloe cannot come.

Cause she have Church.

She can like go sacrifice herself to God.

Todays band is very fun
She did'nt come because she went to renew passport.
Not because Jocelyn did'nt come.
but the Band was still processing without her.
Cause Mr Ong was not conducting,
Nobody realised she was not present till i said smth.
and a recruit band conductor conducted.
So yah lah.
He was cool. Seriously.

Okay! Gonna go to eat.
BYE :D

6:31 PM

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Oh Phoney.
How could i live without your oh sweet love.
Oh Phoney.
How could i breath without your oh sexy buttons.
Oh Phoney.
Life is boring without you talking to me day and night.
Oh Phoney.
Life is meaningless, without you waking me up with your oh loud sounds.

Forgive me Phoney,
for letting you down.
Putting you in darkness,
making you frown.

Thinking of you makes me emo.
Just like Jocelyn,
Playing the God Damn Piano.

Leaving you is unforgivable,
i think i know.
Forgetting you is unacceptable,
Chloe knows i know.

I will remember you,
so wait for me.
Gabriel & i will come to get you,
i know i know, we are so swee(t).

You're a phoney
I'll never forget.
I know you like ponies,
but they are too fat.

I hope you dont cry and be strong.
If not you'll die, and go ding dong.

10:58 PM

Now thats the only time i look small.

Hahah. That was taken when i went to the

Hillsong United concert 2 years ago.

OKAY. I think i'm dying liao.

I left my phone on the stand in the band room.

For two days. Omgosh. My poor phone.

I've been thinking of him. No, its a her ... right?

I wonder what is she doing now.

Is she thinking of me?

Is she scared?

does he needs to pee?

Or is he battery low!

I changed it from she to he.

She is like my connecter to my friends!

I have to use her to communicate!

AH. I feel so bad! How can i leave my darling there!

In that dark, and creepy room.

AWW! he must be screaming for me!

AH. I should have bought a phone cover for her!

It is so cold there, and it's naked!

What if the Gong bullies her!

What if the Base Drum bullies him!

I'm so gonna wack them!

Go phoney! Go play the drums till you're satisfied!

AH!

I miss you ... phoney.

10:40 PM

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I need to be matured.

My leg hair is not like Sean's!
His is like, black. and Curly.
Mine is like, Grey. and Straight.

then his voice is like Low.
Mine is like, HIGHHH.

He speaks vulgur.
I dont. Oh shit.

He is freaking tall.
I'm like, 159 cm.

He has dark hair.
I have like, a lil brown.

He is stupid.
I am dumb.

He is ugly.
I am handsome.

He's name is more matured than mine.
Mine is so kiddy.

His face is sharp.
Mine is round.

AHH. I want to be matured!

10:18 PM

And that was the act cute pose.

Pretty cute right. We're suppose to do a mouth-shaped-like-heart

shape. Then we're suppose to puff our cheeks.

As always, Gabriel fails to act cute. HAHA.

Chloe's mouth can puff sooooo much.

But that does not mean she's the cutest.

Jocelyn seems in pain.

Dominic is indescribabaababababable. Too nice.

Okay! Today, is Jocelyn's birthday.

Yesterday, Gab, Me and Chloe planned the stuff.

We went to buy the presents and her oh-so-big card.

Than we went to Chloe's house to decorate.

chloe was soooo discouraging.

"Aiyoh, the so non-artistic boy lah you!"

WHAT SHE MEAN! I got 85 marks for Art okay.

TODAY. Is her birthday. WAAAH.

I tell you. Yah.

We ah! You know right!

Wah! So nice. and Touching, I KNOW!

Hahah. We went to her house ast 7.30am.

Then sang the birthday song.

She was obviously shocked.

We made her carry the big pink card

we made. To school.

We ~~splased~~ POURED water on her.

She was wetally wet. Wow, new random word.

Then we made the whole canteen sing for her.

After school, went to Gabriel's house to celelbrate.

Brought Dily along. She was locked in the balcony.

AWWW. MY heart very pain.

That Gabriel lah.

Then we made lots of videos.

HAHAHAH. Made videos like, the number one,

best sellers Dvds.

-"Dominic Cooking Show" Part 1 & 2

-"Jocelyn Cooking Show (dishes cooked by Dominic)"

-"The Restaurant & the Sissy Killer"

Its coool okay.

We'll upload the video here soon.

HAHAH.

BYE :D

9:02 PM

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Hello.

I think i've reached the Stress limit lah.
I feel giddy this few days leh :/
Wanna vomit & faint.
Been studying for a long time.

I think i cant post this days lah.
Ps. But if you want to see what i've done this few days,
go see my YouTube videos. My user is littlemice29
See the videos where you see 2 faces on the picture.
Its damn funneh lah.

See Yah.

Hope my problems with you is settled.

9:20 PM