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Sunday, March 22, 2009

How Asian are you?

[o] Both of your parents are from Asia
[o] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[ ] You've watched lots of anime
[ ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[o] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[o] You eat rice almost everyday
[o] You drink lemon tea

[ ] You style your hair
[o] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster
[o] You speak languages other than English
[ ] Your parents are strict
[ ] Your parents have high expectations of you
[o] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Physics/Accounting (no Bio)
[ ] You know your multiplication table
[o] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[ ] You've seen the original Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship.
[ ] You own an Asian car
[o] You're not the only child
[o] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[ ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and taekwondo
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[ ] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You have play video games

[o] Everytime you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[o] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[o] You own a gaming console
[o] You don't wear shoes in yor house
[ ] You can use chopsticks
[o] You get nothing if you do well in school, but nagged if you don't

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[ ] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football
[ ] You like Soccer.

[o] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[ ] You know what purikura is
[o] You like bubble tea
[] Your parents bought you shoes with big sizes so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

[ ] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[ ] You've had pockeys/yan yan before
[ ] When you ask for your mum's permission she goes "ask your dad"

No. of 'o's : 18

*Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am (_)% Asian! *

Okay, whats 18 x 2?
AH! I go ask Calculator.
18 x 2 = 36 %

Woah, and i'm a Chinese.


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