Okay, i didn't go school.
Cause i was
sick. Okay. So, I passed my Math!
But boreder line lah.
28/50 for Paper 2.
Paper one dont know yet.
But English got
41.5/50. 83%
Second highest in class.
Guess who's first. Its that show-off councillor, Jarrod.
Haiyuh, but 2nd is great okay :D
Okay, i'm gonna write a story.
Chloe the Shit-tanator.Chloe was a very ugly princess from the
Never Known Land.She was blessed with a special skill.
She can Fart & poop wherever she wants.
Anytime, anywhere and anyhow.
& the best thing is, she cant smell it.
She was the top 10 most popular student in school!
Why she killed the Principle in his office by flooding
the office with Poisionous Fart of Hell.
The Principle's skin rotted and turn orange.
He died unfortunately after suffocating on the Fart of Hell.
She then made a new facial cream
which benefitted alot of people.
its called the
Laosai Paper.
It is nice
smelling & good.
A client of hers used it for 2 weeks,
then stopped buying.
At least 2 weeks okay.
The Client is Gabriel How, the
pimple-nator.
One day, Chloe met a competitor.
It was Jocelyn the half-
Butterfly and half-
hairy bear.
Every step Jocelyn make,
& earthquake, tornado, Tsunami, every natural disaster
will kena her target.
Chloe was frightened, but she remember's
Jocelyns weakness. She is scared of
Fart+
Poop=
Foop!
Then Chloe spread her legs and turned her back on Jocelyn
then
FOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH *wet*.
It splashed on Jocelyn & she passed away.
Eveybody cheered for Chloe.
Unfortunately, Chloe died shortly as she ate
her own
Foop when she was sleeping.
Thank you!
