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Friday, October 2, 2009




Oh gosh, recently something have been bothering me.
A LOT.
There's is China student who ties her hair high high up her head,
making it like split open at the center, ew
then somemore her hair very VERY dry. ew-er.
So some people called her Banana Tree or 香蕉树(chinese characters for Banana Tree.)

She was not aware of it, or pretended that she dont know that people called her that.
So one day I also start calling her that. Oh no, i feel so bad.
The thing is, we/I dont even know her.
Its just like, she walk pass that we call her that. Bad right.
Omg, i feel even worst now.

Then one day when i walk pass her with my other councillors friends right,
we didn't even call her ANYTHING cause we felt guilty(:
Really. We dont want trouble.
She fire us back (like omg, finally realises)
by staring & staring & STARING.
So scary leh.
& she's like, 10cm taller than me.
Maybe not that tall lah, 9.5 cm?
Im 160. Or 161. Or 162.

OKAY BACK TO STORY PLEASE, FOCUS DOMINIC.
Ugh, i cannot stand myself sometimes.

Then Jocelyn was like, "What are you staring at?"
Then replied, "不要以为我不知道你在叫我的朋友香蕉树!不要以为你Per Ree Fact我怕啊"
She then ended her long scoldings with, "Eye Teaow Misther Teo uh!"
Which means, "I tell Mr Teo uh!"
She thought we aiming her friends leh! Later call her gang how. Omg.
China is so big leh. Confirm have black society one norh.

Then i was so scared leh. Just now after school,
I never even say anything to her lah,
she keep speaking the chim chim chinese behind my back. AH.
Then she keep staring & staring & Staring. Omg.
I only like call her the name like ... twice.
AH,很抱歉!我的中国朋友!

I hope we make peace with her (:
All i really hope for is World Piss *Gives a stupid smile*
IM KIDDING, WORLD PEACE!

Singapore & Dominic loves China forever!


8:50 PM