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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

HOW I KILLED THE HONEYBEE


Rmb me telling you how i killed a bee? If you cant rmb, you're even more stupid.

So on that day, i was on the net. Surfing like surfing the wave.
Was watching this Christina Aguilera video.
Was rly like, woah. Blown away, as usual.
But soon a bee flew into my room. It fly fly fly fly.
then fly to this lamp in front of me.
& you know how scared i am when it comes to creepy crawlys
& flying insects.

I ran out of my room & screamed. LOL
Then i realised it is still at the lamp's bulb area, flying.
(ugh, why must it fly.)
I asked my mom to take a plastic bag. & Call the ambulance if
there is no sound coming from the room for more that 10 minutes.

What i did was i took the plastic bag & wrap around the bulb area.
& soon there was no movement. Then i was like, "eh? qi guai."
(It means 'strange' in chinese. )
Then i realised, it is climbing its way to the hole i didn't cover,
which is below my finger!
I JUMPED & USE MY FINGER TO SQUEEEZZZEEEEE
THE STUPID FLYING HONEYBEEEEEEEEE.
& it died. Then i threw te bee & the plastic out of the window.

:D


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