Hello!
Today! Im gonna talk about
My Ideal Girlfriend! I dont want to write "wife" cause it sounds old.& I know, im
14 only, too young to think about it, right?
Hai ._.
That is soooo
old-fashion. My mindset is,
Start
planning young,
GO PERSUEING WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT!Hahahahahahahah.
So, if you wanna be MY future girfriend, refer to this in ... 10 years time!
1) You must look like a supermodel.
Tyra banks, Heidi Klum etc. Looks matters!
If you're prettier than
Dawn Yang, you pass!
However! You must never
EVER be
taller than me.& i mean it.
Look like a model, not
BE a model!
If my height is 161, you
MUST be 160.9!
If not ah, very paiseh leh.
2) You must like Christina Aguilera.
Birds of the same feathers flogs together!
If you like
Britney, forget it.
If you like
Manly Gaga, forget it.
If you like
Merlion Carey, .... will consider.
But you must, 100% like Christina Aguilera.
3) You must cook like my Grandmother.
Man loves to eat, by nature.
Especially me.You dont have to know me personally, you will
somehow know i
love to eat.
idk why. Very obvious meh?
If you cannot cook my favourite dish, like my grandmother does,
forget it mannn.
4) You must love Children & Dogs.
I love children! Okay, maybe not children.
Babies. Toddlers. Kids.
When they grow to about 6, i'll dump them to he orphanage & say i found them hiding in my house after 6 years!Cause they totally lost their cute factor. Eeek.
Dogs are my all time favourite pets. Expect 2-3 dogs in our house!
5) You must know how to sing.Like duh? You're gonna be
stuck with me till you
DIE.
That means you're gonna be
stuck with
my voice!
Of course i want you to sing WITH me till we DIE.
6) You must not be smarter than me.Ohmygosh, you cannnnnoot be smarter than me.
Can you imagine like you will
outsmart me one day,
take all my
money, & fly to
Africa & be president
then you'll earn
more money & then you'll leave me to die
in this country? Omg, will never let that happen.
7) You must know Christ! Actually, this is the most important :)
Share the same beliefs, trusting the same person.
Encounter Jesus together, see miracles together.
It is always good to be with a Christian :D
Hahah, yup.
So do you fufill the criteria?
Hahahah, things mught change over the years.
So, yah. Tag me, & gimme your comments.
My mom is so gonna kill me when she see this.
"WHAT GIRLFRIEND AH, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE MONEY.""Its called initiative, Mom!"
