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Saturday, May 22, 2010

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Ah. My tummyache is so irritating.

I ate like 6 siewmai @ 1pm,
& am suffereing an excruciating unbearble pain in my stomach.
It feels like a thousand squirrels is forcing its gigantic butt
through my intestines.


It feels like my intestines is tied into many knots, & the food & blood
is squished & its about to burst.

It feels like all my poop is like acidic, eroding my intestine walls as it
glides through them.


It feels as if the Siew Mai came to life & is biting my INTESTINES!

My Poo is just like peeing. But a horrific pee
accompanied with a disturbing Fart at the end.
You know what I'm talking about.

I was like groaning in the cubical.
I went to toilet about thrice today already.
Went to the botanical garden today for a church event.
It was a blast! Back-slapping, convival day :)
Spent dearly time with my Daregroup, & friends.
Also learnt on to view things God's way.
In layman term, to be positive, as God's a positive God :D

Oh &,
Read my previous posts, & I feel that,
perhaps I should slack off abit & not use words that
an ordinary man wont use.
In other words, why use words that people dont understand.
:)
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I decided to just use the retarded, delusional manner.
JUST TALK, MAKE IT POP.

hahaha.
I guess I'm just extremely affected by my midyears.
):
but what am i trying to prove?
That 'myth' is still left naked.


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